One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio...
for a drive, my house is on a main road, with a white solid line and semi white lines, which mean i cannot park on the road, but i have been told off for parking on the verge aswell as i cannot go...