A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the...
Had a can of beer last night and on the side it said “Best Drunk Before August, 2012″. I’ve just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously...
Good day, cheerfully going about in the glorious sunshine, at last. But I have a mathematical problem, hav'nt had to play these games for 40 odd years. 7Te°Mg.CV 74(C-N+H)°Xe.BeNe This it....
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "no tanks, I've only got a small garden."...
Little Hillary, comes home from school sobbing uncontrollably. Mother tries to console her but all she gets is "I'm so embarrassed, I'm never going back to that school again, ever. I can never...
Surprised my wife for our 15th wedding anniversary, took her to Sao Paula. Now for our 20th wedding anniversary I'm going to surprise her even more. I'm going to fetch her back.
Nobody here seems to think of the truck drivers. They are the most inconsiderate of all. Indicators, the minute they are turned on it gives them the right to change lanes, whether there are cars...
Can anybody help me with the correct mathematical equation please. N50. 24*2-5-2.(36+40+24)*(5+4)*2*24) W003.(2*12)-6-2.0(18-5) The answer should end up like; N50.42.124 W003.13.265 Thanking you in...
I have a friend who has a problem. Something happend at work Just over a YEAR ago. The friend informed the employer at the time and was told not to worry these things happen. Over the last year the...
Hi all. I paid a dealer £250 as a holding deposit on a car for my wife with the understanding that the monthly payments would be £X. They agreed to this saying thats what they could do....
Hi all. I paid a dealer £250 as a holding deposit on a car for my wife with the understanding that the monthly payments would be £X. They agreed to this saying thats what they could do....
Hi all. I paid a dealer £250 as a holding deposit on a car for my wife with the understanding that the monthly payments would be £X. They agreed to this saying thats what they could do....
Hi everybody. My computer is running on Windows XP, when I insert a DVD I get the message that I do not have a compatible program to view the DVD. Now ,my question is:can I download something for free...
Have this maths problem......2+3=10, 7+2=63, 6+5=66, 8+4=96 and then 9+7=? And if possible,what is the key factor to the equation please. Thanking you in anticipation
Help needed,please. When starting up my Microsoft Office outlook I get the Outlook page which then vanishes and is replaced with the following message "Cannot start Microsoft Office Outlook. Cannot...
Neat or *****. Rented this house privately for four years + never has the rent been a day late. Now the stove/ oven has packed up,belongs to the owner,part of "white goods" and now...
My CD drive stopped working, tried a diagnostic and I am informed that windows cannot download the driver. No matter what it will not work. leads and power are ok. In "My Computer"...
My son was involved in a small accident with his motor cycle. A kid, no helmet on a smaller motor cycle lost control and skidded into my son. He said that seing as no one was injured he will pay for...