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legendis.god
Welll ive seen more life in a hookers gusset on a friday night. But enough about my friday nights. soooooooooooooooooo lololololo
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mrs.chappie
Sleep well buddies. Catch yer later! xxx
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legendis.god
More action in a spinsters pants.
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Steve.5
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal...
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Velvetee
Am I just being Paranoid and argumentative? My Fiance comes into contact with a variety of females through work, who he has added on Facebook. He often chats to a couple of them in the evenings on the...
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kitesurfer
we have all done it doggy style..... but what is ant style?
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Jean28027
A dinner party is a comfortable venue for guests to engage one another in a discussion of ideas. Imagine a dinner party where you could invite any four people, living or dead. Whom would you select...
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stompe
Do you really Fancy the pants off?
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Eve
Popped into town earlier to try and find some cat food his highness will deign himself worthy of eating and saw a lady wearing ski pants with very high heels and then a man taking photographs of the...
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mrs.chappie
Sometimes my hubby has a tomato sauce sandwich. I think it's gross, but he quite likes it. Do you like strange sandwich fillings?
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troll patrol
There was one trying to limber up on here earlier on called ironmonger and that fizzled out to nothing. The one last night finally had enough after its third post where it was bombarded with posts on...
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mrs.chappie
When I was little (well, I still am little, but you know what I mean) my mam used to give us kids jam sandwiches for tea. Even in her fifties, our mam still enjoyed a jam sandwich. Does anyone still...
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tigerlily11
It's bl**dy cold this evening. I just had a brass monkey at my front door looking for a welder. My next gas bill is going to be hiddious.
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meglet
Hi there, can anyone help me? Last summer I started the LighterLife diet which restricted my daily calorie intake to 500 calories. I was on it for 5 months and am now a healthy weight but about 2...
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Mortartube
Not so long ago a tin of the cheapest supermarket own brand tomatoes was about 17p, now they are about 33p. Is this just seasonal fluctuations in price or a poor harvest or just greed?
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knobby...
Hoovering the dog. http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/?action=view¤t=hooveringthedog.fl v
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zig.zag
dear ed, could you please set up a private page just for ummmm and myself. whenever i talk to her on ab i keep getting sticky keys!! i await in dire anticipation. many thanks, lol
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rabbitygirl
First Saturday off for 9 weeks. Not doing anything and now get a call from the boss asking me to go in..... I am going to have to do all my smiling - ok laughing - before I go in..... The new girl...
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MiniMadTez
I am 24, and CANT cook at all!!! I can do a couple of simple recipes...honey chicken, lasagne, errrmmm toast!.....all of which is from copying people! I cant even scramble an egg! I am wanting to be...
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legendis.god
Well put barbiebow in its place and now im off to sleeep lol NYTETROLLLLLLLLLLLL AND SEE YA MANANA LOL

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