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wedding night

did you make love on your wedding night ? on tv a while ago they said not many couples do it on the wedding night ...is that true do you think ? ive never got married so don't know

dot.hawkes

I am having a small drink tonight

Not too much, just a few small vodka and diet pepsis, I am off tomorrow and i can have a lie in. Am i being responsible??? If i havn;t had a drionk for 3 weeks and I drink 4 vodka and pepsi tonight am...

noknowledge

avocado

in an attempt to be a bit flash i purchased an avocado yesterday. but what the hell are you supposed to do with them?

noknowledge

small insects & penis's

anyone else have problembs with penisroaches?

pastafreak

Panic!!!!!!

I thought I didn't have any chocolate in the house!!!!

dman19i

who has a pet for sale

i'm looking for someone who want to sale he's or her pets i sale pets for a living to local buyers and sell them to a good home Kindly send me an email to [email protected] if you have any pets for...

Marg0

Disappointment with pet poodle

I took my poodle of 12 years to the vet for her first checkup and my vet has sadly advised me that I may have been the victim of a scam, i.e. she was never a poodle but is in fact a different species,...

chappie

Calling all ABers ........

After all this talk of great music, I have decided to throw a cyber party. Every ABer is invited. There will be lots of great music from the sixties, seventies and eighties (and perhaps a few more...

knobbyn0nuts

Well we have

Debated an mass debated but me and le duck have finaly come to an agreement as what song to play at the registry orifece manana And this is it. Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfNBMvl0rco

noknowledge

PENIS problem

can you say penis on this site?

rabbitygirl

I've made a cake ...

to mark my 1st anniversary on AB. In the shape of a rabbit of course. Form an orderly queue ... left ear anyone?

ivanerection

anyone?

is anyone else p!ssed??

B00

Yazoo

Anyone else just seen these on Jonothan Ross? Still sounding bloody awesome some 20 years after that song was released. I'm seriously impressed.

knobbyn0nuts

Now form an orderly que please.

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Cockney Guy

Modern telephone company rip-offs?

Does anyone agree with me that telecoms should be re-named telecons? One example is that only a few years ago, you would have been rewarded for paying your bill by direct debit by receiving a...

knobbyn0nuts

Hello.

Its my birthday tomorrow

pastafreak

I went to a funeral today....

for a former co-worker,and I need cheering up...the fact that she was younger than me really puts life in perspective. So-raise a glass with me this friday night ,to living life to the full! xx

figure

Do you answer honestly?

I know we should be helpful and respectable when answering questions or adding our two cents on here. But, do you ever sometimes have silly, cheeky or smart arse answers that you sometimes feel like...

pastafreak

Sleepybies......

Good night all you sweeties......it has been a blast-again!! xxxx

leyenda

good morning

just thought id get in there . no drama no kebabs everythings loking good and this is my 2 year anniversary today. so happy anniversary and to all the dissenters kisss my bum. adios xxxxxxxxxxx

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wedding night

I am having a small drink tonight

avocado

small insects & penis's

Panic!!!!!!

who has a pet for sale

Disappointment with pet poodle

Calling all ABers ........

Well we have

PENIS problem

I've made a cake ...

anyone?

Yazoo

Now form an orderly que please.

Modern telephone company rip-offs?

Hello.

I went to a funeral today....

Do you answer honestly?

Sleepybies......

good morning

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