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The Why Fake That Pink Flood Your turn......
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Has anyone watched this on Netflix? Loving it so far. My husband is staying with it, but not so enthusiastic as me. To be fair, I think it will appeal more to the woman....
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Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!" A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room...
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Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that said: 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's a funny place for a comma" -then it hit me....
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The Spanish King has been quarantined on his private jet. That means the reign in Spain will stay mainly on the plane.
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A girl, my brother is dating, works long hours at a bakery. I don’t think it’s going to work out. She’s too kneady....
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Finished watching Ozark, last week. Really enjoyed it. Were a bit lost now it has finished. Can anyone recommend anything worth viewing? Thanks.
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I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but thought it wooden work..
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God spoke to me, telling me I should quit smoking, drinking and sex. I told him I'd try very hard. A week later, he asked me how I was getting on. I said that I managed to quit smoking, given up the...
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Trying to help friend name her Kitten. He's a short haired chocolate coloured boy. Any ideas on names please?...
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BREAKING NEWS.. Donald Trump has told all weightlifters who can't get to the gym to inject themselves with Mr Muscle!...
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My neighbour said, "Be careful when out shopping with your partner, came home yesterday, removed our face masks and it was the wrong woman!"...
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The letters,GI, is over 6 letter Cs, in a triangle shape. There is a straight line dividing GI and Vs. GI ---------------- C C C C C C...
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https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/3088804/cat-missing-for-two-weeks-found-inside-salisbury-charity-shop/ So funny! Glad he was found and not in a bad way. Any fitting captions??...
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Went for a nice little country walk today. It was so peaceful, watching the wildlife, listening to the water gently rippling. Then my phone rings, agghhh! It was my annoying friend. I told him I...
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A brittish boat is nearby a port in Germany and calls for help on the radio: -WE ARE SINKING! WE ARE SINKING! The german replies: -Wat are you sinking about?...
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"Our mate Dave was drowned. For the funeral we have a wreath made in the shape of a lifebelt. It’s what he would have wanted.”...
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I once knew a guy who cross bred insects for fun. I liked the guy at first, but eventually I got tired of his crazy ant ticks....
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Just bought a really expensive barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out.....
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation....

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