Dating

[Patsy33]

A girl, my brother is dating, works long hours at a bakery. I don’t think it’s going to work out.
She’s too kneady.

[Chipchopper]

Your brother seems to know what side his bread is buttered!

[Patsy33]

Yes, he uses his loaf

[Captain2]

Shame really, sounds like she could get things to rise to the occasion.

[Patsy33]

It's proving it Captain..

[Captain2]

At yeast she is paid well, so the dough will come in handy.

[alavahalf]

This post is getting seedy ..?

[mallyh]

hope she keeps her baps covered x

[jno]

she has to earn a crust. It would be an awful bloomer if he gave up on her.

[Captain2]

.... and her bloomers hidden, mally.

[mallyh]

lol ^x

[shoota]

If he stays with her she will be unleavened.

[zebo]

Did he spend a lot of dough on her?

[Patsy33]

He's a gluten for punishment...

[Chipchopper]

All that work, just to earn a crust!

[marval]

Does he buy her flours.

[Ken4155]

She may well know how to make things rise, Captain2, but if she's not careful, she'll end up with a bun in the oven and a saggy bottom.

[Hopkirk]

I bet he enjoys a roll with her.

[Chipchopper]

When he saw the size of her hot mince pies, it darn near turned his 'ead

[waterboatman]

Does she get a good slice of dough?

[Bazile]

Last time they met , she asked him if that was a baguette in his pocket
He replied no - he was just pleased to see her