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Heart Warming Story

There are some lovely human beings out there.. https://www.metaspoon.com/stray-dogs-get-beds/...
19:12 Thu 24th Oct 20196 answers, last by marval 22:09 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Someone..

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I have a stalker....
17:30 Wed 23rd Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 18:55 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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Clocks Back

They can clear off, if they think I'm putting my clocks back this weekend. It's darn well daylight robbery!...
12:09 Tue 22nd Oct 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:49 Wed 23rd Oct 2019
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Talking To Plants

Apparently it’s good to talk to your plants. I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots....
19:40 Mon 21st Oct 20195 answers, last by marval 21:38 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Wife's Name.

An American Indian introduced me to his wife. I asked what her name was. He replied, "Four horses". I said that was an unusual name, and asked, "What does it mean?"He said, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!......
09:33 Mon 21st Oct 20196 answers, last by Bazile 21:12 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Calicogirl

Anyone know what's happened to Calicogirl? Noticed she hasn't been on here for quite a while. Hope she is ok.
11:06 Sun 20th Oct 201995 answers, last by spathiphyllum 18:02 Mon 21st Oct 2019
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Darts

Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the target. From the lounge wife asks: "What are you doing honey?" Husband: “Missing you"...
21:04 Sat 19th Oct 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 21:52 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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A Big Row..

A big row has broken out in the Irish Olympic synchronised diving team after Paddy accused Mick of copying him......
18:11 Sat 19th Oct 20196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:59 Sun 20th Oct 2019
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My Wife..

My wife held the car door open for me. It would have been a nice gesture had we not been traveling at 70 mph!...
12:20 Fri 18th Oct 20192 answers, last by Toorak 22:55 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Himmler' Surprising Reaction.

Just watched a few minutes on a history channel, of German soldiers shooting Jewish men, women and children, under the command of Heinrich Himmler. It said he had never seen a dead body, and went to...
18:57 Wed 16th Oct 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 22:08 Wed 30th Oct 2019
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Milliners..

Milliners are very irritable; they can get angry at the drop of a hat....
20:40 Tue 15th Oct 20192 answers, last by marval 20:53 Tue 15th Oct 2019
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Just Think

Just think, if the two blokes in the band ABBA, were named Steve and Dave, they would have been called ASDA..
16:27 Tue 15th Oct 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 08:14 Wed 16th Oct 2019
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Plumbing Parts

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern....
19:50 Mon 14th Oct 201910 answers, last by zebo 21:36 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Adrenaline

When at the Dentist earlier, I was asked if I wanted to numb gum for small filling. I said I would. After injection, I felt very agitated, my heart was beating very fast. I asked Dentist to wait a...
16:11 Mon 14th Oct 201925 answers, last by Patsy33 11:23 Tue 15th Oct 2019
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Obsession

My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket. I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six....
20:42 Sat 12th Oct 201930 answers, last by Spicerack 22:14 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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A Certain Age

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws!...
17:47 Sat 12th Oct 20198 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:15 Sun 13th Oct 2019
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Cemetery

Felt uncomfotable driving through cemetery. My GPS suddenly blurted out, "You've reached your final destination"...
20:06 Fri 11th Oct 20197 answers, last by Patsy33 20:43 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Train Manager Announcments With A Difference

Love it! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-49999610/gwr-train-manager-a-hit-for-funny-announcements...
13:47 Fri 11th Oct 20198 answers, last by Patsy33 20:10 Fri 11th Oct 2019
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Disappointed

Hi all, I was supposed to start my first radiation treatment today, at 12.30 pm. Just had a phone call to say, treatment is waiting on a signature from Consultant. If they can't get one, the treatment...
10:26 Tue 08th Oct 201929 answers, last by Patsy33 15:02 Tue 08th Oct 2019
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Motherland

Can't wait to see this tonight! Loved the first series. I found it so amusing. Brilliant cast. Anyone else watched this / enjoyed it? (BBC2 10.00pm)
11:38 Mon 07th Oct 201918 answers, last by Patsy33 08:29 Wed 16th Oct 2019

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