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My Job

My job in genetic engineering is quite well paid, I made a monkey last week....
21:37 Fri 03rd May 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 21:56 Fri 03rd May 2019
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Just To Make You Smile...

While queuing up at Sainsbury's yesterday, my little 16 month old grandson started tugging on my long, thin chord like ties on my top. The funny thing was, as he pulled on it, he kept looking up at...
15:49 Fri 03rd May 20195 answers, last by bodeker 00:45 Sat 04th May 2019
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Change Of Plan

I was going to post about my afternoon run but I was autocorrected to afternoon rum, so change of plans..
18:41 Wed 01st May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 22:18 Wed 01st May 2019
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My Son Asked

My son asked me why I speak so softly around the house. I told him I was afraid the NSA were listening. He laughed, I laughed and Alexa laughed.....
19:10 Tue 30th Apr 20192 answers, last by Tilly2 20:46 Tue 30th Apr 2019
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Trust Me Or The Victim. Which One To Watch?

Who has seen both? Which do you think is the best. We want to watch one of the series and can't make up our minds! Any recommendations?
20:02 Sun 28th Apr 20195 answers, last by hereIam 15:10 Mon 29th Apr 2019
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My Friend Asked..

My friend asked, "What do you mean, you're Corkasian?, Don't you mean Caucasion?" "No, I replied, My Mother is from a city in Ireland, and my Father's Japanese"...
10:07 Sun 28th Apr 20193 answers, last by marval 15:01 Sun 28th Apr 2019
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Conjunctivitis

Can't believe it..Just got over this eye infection, about a week, now this morning, the other eye was all stuck up! There seems to be a lot about at the moment. Three members of the family have had...
09:40 Sat 27th Apr 20199 answers, last by gingejbee 15:41 Sat 27th Apr 2019
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Gardening Obsession

My partner has threatened to move out. Said I'm obsessed with gardening. I said, "Don't beat about the bush, is this a plot to get rid of me,?"...
20:22 Fri 26th Apr 201935 answers, last by Patsy33 07:55 Tue 30th Apr 2019
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Son

‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.'”...
10:18 Fri 26th Apr 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 12:27 Fri 26th Apr 2019
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Competition

I'm going to be entering the tightest hat competition. I hope I can pull it off......
20:08 Thu 25th Apr 201925 answers, last by Patsy33 09:57 Fri 26th Apr 2019
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Yoga Instructor

Today, my yoga instructor was so drunk, he put me in a awkward position..
19:40 Wed 24th Apr 20199 answers, last by TonyV 21:48 Wed 24th Apr 2019
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Found Guilty..

Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical. I am appealing......
21:40 Sat 20th Apr 20191 answer, last by marval 21:42 Sat 20th Apr 2019
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Hypothyroidism

My daughter went to GP surgery to pick repeated thyroid medication up (hypothyroidism) and was told it is no longer on repeated prescription! She's only got half a thyroid, as she had one removed...
15:08 Fri 12th Apr 201938 answers, last by Smowball 14:44 Sun 14th Apr 2019
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When I Die..

When I die, I want to be buried with all my records. It will be my vinyl resting place.....
19:57 Fri 05th Apr 20199 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:28 Mon 08th Apr 2019
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Social Media ( Bohemian Rhapsody Parody)

This is brilliant! https://youtu.be/IABRgZH12YA...
12:06 Fri 22nd Mar 20196 answers, last by Baldric 21:36 Fri 22nd Mar 2019
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Job...

I don't think I've got the job at Microsoft. They haven't replied to my telegram yet...
11:51 Fri 22nd Mar 20195 answers, last by Jeff_Rash 13:17 Fri 12th Apr 2019
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My Partner

My partner said if I take one more photo of her, she was leaving me. That's when I snapped!....
21:07 Thu 21st Mar 201935 answers, last by retrocop 23:53 Thu 21st Mar 2019
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Check In Boarding Passes On Line

We've never done this before, so all new to us. Going to Spain Monday for a week. Going to check in on line a bit earlier, with help of son in law. Then print off for boarding pass. The question is,...
19:01 Thu 21st Mar 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 19:47 Thu 21st Mar 2019
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Judge

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. (I'll get me coat...)...
17:58 Wed 20th Mar 20196 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:58 Thu 21st Mar 2019
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Gazing..

As I lay in bed last night, gazing at the moon and stars, I suddenly thought, "Where's the frigging roof?!".......
10:50 Tue 19th Mar 201910 answers, last by Patsy33 19:52 Tue 19th Mar 2019

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