Donate SIGN UP

Patsy33

761 to 780 of 1971

First Previous 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 Next Last

Avatar Image
Patsy33

Don't Let Me Down.( Out Of The Mouths Of Babes)..

https://youtu.be/8cYCubol7a0...
14:09 Sat 22nd Sep 20189 answers, last by Mamyalynne 20:12 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Rip Chas Hodges.

Just read that Chas, the other half of Chas & Dave has died, after a long battle with eosophigus cancer. RIP dear Chas. Thank you for some great songs.....
12:55 Sat 22nd Sep 201815 answers, last by Patsy33 18:42 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Filling Station

I went to the filling station this morning for petrol. The first pump didn’t work, neither did the second pump, nor the third. I went into the shop and said to the person working behind the counter,...
16:11 Fri 21st Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 17:03 Fri 21st Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Fancy Dress Party

Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner. Tried on my outfit,and my wife said “Give me a twirl”. I thought blimey, it must be convincing...
15:01 Fri 21st Sep 20182 answers, last by marval 16:15 Fri 21st Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Ed Sheeran & Andre Bocelli

https://youtu.be/9qTLOVC_khU...
11:30 Fri 21st Sep 20187 answers, last by roopower 07:48 Sat 22nd Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Another Friend...

A friend has gone into business fixing car ignitions. It’s a start up....
13:06 Wed 19th Sep 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 13:13 Wed 19th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

A Friend..

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up....
15:40 Mon 17th Sep 201824 answers, last by Patsy33 19:08 Thu 20th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Bonehemian Rhapsody...

https://youtu.be/-m8MqIS6VEU...
19:17 Sun 16th Sep 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 20:03 Sun 16th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Ouch!

Banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct.
15:33 Sun 16th Sep 201813 answers, last by Arksided 14:44 Mon 17th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Birthday Present

Bloke says to his Missus, "Hey fatso, what would you like for your birthday?" She says,"Don't get ****ing lippy!" He says, Ok, sorted. I'll get you a mascara".....
19:17 Fri 14th Sep 20188 answers, last by zebo 08:41 Sat 15th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Stunt Pilot

My friend Kevin met a girl in the pub last night, and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Kevin...He was stacking washing powder...
19:23 Wed 12th Sep 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 22:16 Wed 12th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Sickness Bug.

Has anyone here had this awful virus going around? Was looking after my 8 year old grandson yesterday who was ill with it. I was violently sick earlier. Awful.
18:00 Tue 04th Sep 20184 answers, last by woofgang 18:49 Tue 04th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Need Training..

Need training before I start my new job at a restaurant. I can’t wait....
15:17 Mon 03rd Sep 20189 answers, last by Arksided 21:23 Mon 03rd Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Sad To Hear...

Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor. He couldn’t get the parts....
17:42 Sun 02nd Sep 20188 answers, last by mallyh 08:37 Mon 03rd Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Writing A Song

I'm writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There's a key change at the end..
11:16 Wed 29th Aug 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:05 Sat 01st Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Got A Job..

Got a job working shifts as a piece in a 24 hour human chess game. I'm on knights this week.
10:26 Tue 28th Aug 20186 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:13 Tue 28th Aug 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Elton John

I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man....
22:48 Fri 24th Aug 20188 answers, last by retrocop 10:03 Wed 05th Sep 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Hepatitis

My son in law was told to go straight to hospital for blood test on liver this afternoon. His Doctor called him at work. He's only just gone back today after being I'll all week with what we and Dr...
16:07 Fri 24th Aug 201818 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:14 Fri 24th Aug 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

Badly Hatched Plan!

Oh dear, he could be laid off work for a very long time..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094357/Man-hospitalised-stuffing-15-hard-boiled-EGGS-bottom-high-date-rape-drug-GHB.html...
12:12 Fri 24th Aug 201814 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:26 Sun 26th Aug 2018
Avatar Image
Patsy33

For Sale

For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)
11:56 Tue 21st Aug 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 19:12 Tue 21st Aug 2018

761 to 780 of 1971

First Previous 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 Next Last