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New Baby..

Husband: "I met your friend at the supermarket. She was showing me pictures of her new baby on her phone". Wife: "Oh lovely, what did she have?" Husband: "I think it was the new Samsung"....
09:07 Wed 09th Feb 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 09:11 Wed 09th Feb 2022
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A Tough Time..

It was tough trying to make ends meet, when I was a child, I remember me ma would hobble down the cobbles, just before the butchers shop was about to close and ask the butcher for a goats head to make...
09:02 Fri 04th Feb 20222 answers, last by ladybirder 23:09 Sat 05th Feb 2022
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Songs Relating To A Pack Of Playing Cards

e.g. Ace of Spades by Motorhead. Poker Face by Lady Gaga Over to you :-)...
18:07 Sat 29th Jan 202291 answers, last by jourdain2 18:59 Tue 01st Feb 2022
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Favourite Band

My new favourite band is Dog Whistle, you won't have heard them....
20:35 Fri 28th Jan 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 10:53 Sat 29th Jan 2022
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Wants A Friend..

A lass I know just posted she wants a friend with benefits and a lad commented “I’m on universal credit, pm me babe”...
17:09 Mon 24th Jan 20224 answers, last by dustypuss 20:23 Wed 26th Jan 2022
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Sweet Child Of Mine. (Quirky)

Lock- down Gem.. https://youtube.com/shorts/g4eo6LS9lto?feature=share...
13:20 Sun 23rd Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 20:37 Sun 23rd Jan 2022
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Such A Brave Lady..

When will it ever stop?.. A local single mum taking her beloved dog for his usual walk yesterday, was approached by a man who was also walking a dog. Tried to snatch her dog by pulling on his lead....
17:36 Wed 19th Jan 202227 answers, last by smurfchops 19:40 Wed 19th Jan 2022
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Homeless Man

I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him £20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you £20 will you buy fishing gear? He again said no, he...
14:18 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Wrong Number?

A bloke rang me the other night, and said, "I'm the dandy highway man who you're too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention!" I tried to tell him he had the...
17:37 Thu 13th Jan 20228 answers, last by Arksided 18:00 Thu 13th Jan 2022
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I Got Fired..

I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends!
15:04 Sun 09th Jan 20221 answer, last by jno 15:13 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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A Present

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks!” I said “Don’t mention it.”...
16:20 Sat 08th Jan 20223 answers, last by Spicerack 13:02 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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Meat Pie

Went to a Restaurant last week. Ordered the meat pie. When it came, started eating and found a massive worm. Called the waiter and said “There’s a massive worm in my meat pie!” Waiter pokes at it and...
11:19 Sat 01st Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 11:58 Sat 01st Jan 2022
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Colourful Therapy..

When my partner is depressed, I let her colour in my tattoos. She likes a shoulder to crayon on.....
16:33 Sat 18th Dec 2021
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Not Happy!

£7.50 to see Father Christmas! Waited in the queue for ages for a ONE-minute meeting and a proper rubbish toy, what a rip-off, FUMING!! So glad I never took the kids!...
18:06 Thu 16th Dec 20213 answers, last by pixie374 18:19 Thu 16th Dec 2021
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Still Angry..

I left school 40 years ago but I’m still angry at my classmates for voting me the pupil most likely to hold a grudge....
18:11 Wed 15th Dec 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:24 Thu 16th Dec 2021
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Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis will probably keep on making action movies. You know what they say about old habits......
17:05 Wed 15th Dec 20215 answers, last by Stickybottle 17:38 Wed 15th Dec 2021
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Rained Off...

Did you know that Owls can't breed in the rain?......It's too wet to woo.
12:22 Tue 14th Dec 20213 answers, last by Spicerack 13:14 Tue 14th Dec 2021
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Rubbish Xmas Presents..

My partner just told me not to buy any more rubbish for her at Christmas, or she'll burn it. So I've got her a candle.....
15:46 Sun 12th Dec 2021
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Nose Polyp

Husband has had blocked nostril for some time. He gas a cold, and gave his nose a good blow, and we think a polyp cane down. It's been bleeding quite heavily but has styled down a bit now. Would it be...
14:02 Mon 06th Dec 20215 answers, last by Patsy33 16:38 Mon 06th Dec 2021
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Why Are Some People So Unfriendly?

My daughter was very upset last night. Her neighbour always moans about something. She had a go at daughter's other half about something trivial, re- making a noise, putting logs on the fire! Also my...
18:44 Wed 17th Nov 202127 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:27 Wed 17th Nov 2021

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