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waterboatman
Wednesday. Surprise surprise. The sky is clear this morning. Lots of stars out playing. That makes a nice change. I might be able to get some things done outside today. Tiggy was out, but for an hour...
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cupid04
Wombats do square poos!
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haysi06
Do you actually feel that as you get older you are wiser..... :)
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Patsy33
Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach.........
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Leeds60
Place in UK What Noddy & Big Ears had (a 6) Thank you...
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galasalmon
Does anyone else have problems getting onto answerbank , Help please .answer has hall either in name or part of it , 15/ one who keeps order ( 8 ) Thank you...
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TWR
Isn't it about time they pulled the bloody ad?
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marval
A woman called for an ambulance. The operator said, "How may I help you?" The woman said, "I banged my toe against the coffee table, and it really hurts." The operator said, "You want to call an...
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shaley
22 in employment (8) 29. Fourth river (4) 33 for agriculture vehicle (10) 34 short month one hill (7) Any help please ?...
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1ozzy
...to iron underwear? Do you?...
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Pongoparrot
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover...
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Caran
Got up in the middle of the night to go to the loo. Walked into bathroom, realised I was standing on the scales in the dark instead of sitting on the loo! As I said, should I be worried?...
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - well after a glorious Spring day yesterday, we're back to the wet stuff for the whole weekend ....pity you can't just call it a weekend when the weather's too good to miss !!...
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Chipchopper
Just saw my neighbor, Jean in her back garden, so I popped my head over the fence to say hello. "Thats a lovely smell, whats cooking" I asked. "Spicy Moroccan Chicken" She said. "Tagine" ? I asked....
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marval
I shopped on the Yorkshire coast this morning. Or E-Bay as it is called....
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marval
When I was a child, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" just after a swear word. I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French....
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crisper
Morning all.. woke up early hours of this morning ..thought I had toothache.. but after hot/cold drinks.. toast ..I don't think its toothache as such.. the pain is through top and bottom teeth.. only...
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ronreid
Hair/ car. Thanks for any help
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Patsy33
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
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naomi24
Late this afternoon I bought some chicken from a high street butcher. It's on a tray covered in cling film. When I got it home I split the cling film - and it absolutely reeks!! The shop is closed now...

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