1st Prisoner."do you want to buy a ticket for the warders ball" ?. 2nd Prisoner. " Nah thanks I can't dance" 1st Prisoner. " It's not a dance , it's a raffle... ...
This has probably appeared before, but having just encountered it on FB, I can't resist reposting it here. I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the seafront at Southsea today. A man and a... ...
This morning we took the hardest decision ever and let Jess go. The tumour that was removed had grown back in 7 days bigger than before we felt that it was unfair to put her through more operations... ...
I have watched the first two episodes of ITV's new Police drama Patience and I am enjoying it. But can someone tell me what is the puzzle the Police files and and star is playing with /... ...
I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year! I said thanks, same... ...
Looks like WHSimth are in talks to quit the high street, not really a suprise its been on the wobble for some time. But I guess KS government will take the blame? so whos going to throw the first... ...
As we sat in the waiting room I noticed an old man watching me. Suddenly he pointed at me and began shouting. Wee sleekit cowering timorous beastie. I turned to the person sitting beside me. ... ...
Good morning everyone - a lovely sunny day here at the start of a long weekend, it should hit around 34d tomorrow so everyone will be out enjoying it, but be on the lookout for traffic hazards... ...
Good evening, all! Another 'not so brilliant' week for me, with a score of just THREE out of seven in the grown-ups' quiz https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c627vy28nndo . . . and TWO out of... ...
Hi everyone the last one will no longer appear in recent posts... today. Many know how to play and new players are always welcome, they isn't rules as such just post a song lyric that follows on... ...
I have sinus surgery at the end of the month - it was recommended that I have a full septoplasty, tirbunate reduction and other procedures further up in the sinuses. As Im scared of general... ...
A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower He realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted... ...
I take 8 tablets a day. I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today. He told me my sugar was too... ...
