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Prisoners.

1st Prisoner."do you want to buy a ticket for the warders ball" ?. 2nd Prisoner. " Nah thanks I can't dance" 1st Prisoner. " It's not a dance , it's a raffle... ...

Canary42

Of Course I Talk To Myself ....

.... sometimes I need expert advice 😀

Canary42

This has probably appeared before, but having just encountered it on FB, I can't resist reposting it here. I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the seafront at Southsea today. A man and a... ...

DDIL

Goodbye Jess

This morning we took the hardest decision ever and let Jess go. The tumour that was removed had grown back in 7 days bigger than before we felt that it was unfair to put her through more operations... ...

JBW1366

Itv Patience Tv Show

I have watched the first two episodes of ITV's new Police drama Patience and I am enjoying it. But can someone tell me what is the puzzle the Police files and and star is playing with /... ...

dave50

So Called Celebrities On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

So thick, they know nothing.

nailedit

Been In A&E Since Last Night

Apparently got inflamed liver. So, no surprise there.. On the plus side the valium are kicking in.

Rondy

Time For A Few More.

I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...

nicebloke1

Whsmith In Talks To Quit

Looks like WHSimth are in talks to quit the high street, not really a suprise its been on the wobble for some time. But I guess KS government will take the blame? so whos going to throw the first... ...

sandyRoe

I Went With A Neighbour To A&E Yesterday Evening

As we sat in the waiting room I noticed an old man watching me. Suddenly he pointed at me and began shouting. Wee sleekit cowering timorous beastie. I turned to the person sitting beside me. ... ...

seekeerz

The K M Links Game - January 2025 Week 4

Good morning everyone - a lovely sunny day here at the start of a long weekend, it should hit around 34d tomorrow so everyone will be out enjoying it, but be on the lookout for traffic hazards... ...

Patsy33

Obsession

My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing. She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 4

Good evening, all! Another 'not so brilliant' week for me, with a score of just THREE out of seven in the grown-ups' quiz
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c627vy28nndo . . . and TWO out of... ...

Arksided

See How Far This Goes...

Hi everyone the last one will no longer appear in recent posts... today. Many know how to play and new players are always welcome, they isn't rules as such just post a song lyric that follows on... ...

bluefortress

Have A Surgery Comming Up And Keep Overthinking Everything

I have sinus surgery at the end of the month - it was recommended that I have a full septoplasty, tirbunate reduction and other procedures further up in the sinuses. As Im scared of general... ...

Canary42

Sign Language

A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower He realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted... ...

sandyRoe

What Plain Colour For Curtains To Go With A Pistachio Painted Room?

Would dark green be too samey ?

JohnC1

Business Post Crossword No 1818

15a. You can relate to her getting North-that is, to Clare. (5) n?e?e 22d. How beastly of them to produce many painful sounds! (4) c??s

Rondy

Time For A Few More.

I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...

Canary42

Repeat Meds For Life ?

How many of you are on repeat medication for life? I am.

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Prisoners.

Of Course I Talk To Myself ....

Stay Away From Southsea

Goodbye Jess

Itv Patience Tv Show

So Called Celebrities On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Been In A&E Since Last Night

Time For A Few More.

Whsmith In Talks To Quit

I Went With A Neighbour To A&E Yesterday Evening

The K M Links Game - January 2025 Week 4

Obsession

Bbc Quiz : Week 4

See How Far This Goes...

Have A Surgery Comming Up And Keep Overthinking Everything

Sign Language

What Plain Colour For Curtains To Go With A Pistachio Painted Room?

Business Post Crossword No 1818

Time For A Few More.

Repeat Meds For Life ?

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