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marval

Breaking News

A coach containing session musicians has overturned on the M1 motorway. Drivers may expect lengthy jams....
15:30 Sat 07th May 20162 answers, last by marval 15:37 Sat 07th May 2016
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Patsy33

Nobody...

People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me...
14:01 Sat 07th May 20164 answers, last by bookbinder 15:47 Sat 07th May 2016
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maggiebee

Eh?

I saw a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day. He was wearing a cat flap....
08:49 Sat 07th May 201616 answers, last by marval 15:31 Sat 07th May 2016
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Patsy33

Varicose Vein.

Has anyone got any advice for relieving aching leg due to varicose vein? My daughter has one on the inner side of her leg, from the knee up. She got this from having her daughter who is 15 months now....
14:43 Sat 07th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 15:04 Sat 07th May 2016
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-Talbot-

A Caption Joke For Mikey Etc, Etc ...

https://twitter.com/quarsan/status/728830519383891969...
11:38 Sat 07th May 20163 answers, last by naomi24 13:34 Sun 08th May 2016
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Patsy33

Question Title Here

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like their tone of voice.....
07:58 Fri 06th May 201640 answers, last by tonyav 23:22 Fri 06th May 2016
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Quoi

Shocked

I was shocked when I found out what happens if you drop the hair drier in the bath.
20:02 Fri 06th May 20166 answers, last by mastercraft 00:33 Sat 07th May 2016
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Ann

Happy Birthday To Sqad ...

Have a great birthday Sqad and thanks for all your help and advice on AB! PS I am at last feeling better! :)...
23:17 Thu 05th May 201670 answers, last by viv41 11:31 Sat 07th May 2016
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exarmy448

Visit To Dentist

A fellow is in the dentist chair being examined by the dentist. The dentist asks the man 'did you have oral sex last night' The man replies ' Oh don't say I have a pubic hair stuck in my tooth' The...
10:44 Fri 06th May 20165 answers, last by trt 12:40 Fri 06th May 2016
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MERYLANNE

Fm May 6Th

1d like air miles strangely bypassing Spain 7 s???l??
12:03 Fri 06th May 20166 answers, last by MargoTester 12:07 Fri 06th May 2016
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Shaglene

Extracts From Letters Written By English Council Tenants: ( Social Housing)

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly...
10:15 Fri 06th May 20165 answers, last by viv41 12:00 Sat 07th May 2016
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Shaglene

Obsessions........

The psychiatrist: "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum, Ann:...
10:09 Fri 06th May 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 10:25 Fri 06th May 2016
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maggiebee

Crossed Wires

Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Heard the ceremony wasn't up to much but the reception was fantastic....
14:44 Thu 05th May 20167 answers, last by waterboatman 04:57 Fri 06th May 2016
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Patsy33

Flying Thoughts.

I was wondering why a frisby would appear to get bigger the closer it gets; then it hit me.........
17:40 Thu 05th May 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 19:32 Thu 05th May 2016
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marval

Oh Dear

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a large goat with a long neck. It turns out I phoned dial a lama....
17:53 Thu 05th May 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 19:02 Thu 05th May 2016
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highbury57

Evening Sun

NY actor associated with good books(6) last letter is an M. Members of House in The Stud or Score(6) T*D*** Any ideas welcomed....
17:46 Thu 05th May 20169 answers, last by bibblebub 18:27 Thu 05th May 2016
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Patsy33

Popular Band.

I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.....
08:48 Thu 05th May 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 17:49 Thu 05th May 2016
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albaqwerty

The Tomb Of The Haddock

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-36210333 for those who think it could cause confusion, get a sense of humour lol as for fish-eating pigs, wonder if the bacon tastes...
07:32 Thu 05th May 20167 answers, last by Lie-in King 16:43 Thu 05th May 2016
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Patsy33

Cryptic ( For Fun)

1.Not skating in place of work? (6) 2.A rich snack to find in the future.(7,6) 3.Man came back to small building to remove something (8) 4.She sounds blooming prudish! (8) 5.Cheeky animal, takes...
15:34 Thu 05th May 201612 answers, last by Mamyalynne 16:00 Thu 05th May 2016
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ToraToraTora

Captions Please.....

http://www.sunnation.co.uk/s3/sunnation-prod/uploads/2015/08/Corbyn_obama-653x435.jpg...
15:33 Thu 05th May 201618 answers, last by anotheoldgit 09:44 Fri 06th May 2016

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