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ladybirder

How Funny Is This? Made Me Smile Anyway;-)

For those who watched " The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe" this should make you laugh. What a character he is....
11:32 Tue 19th Apr 20226 answers, last by Karamia 20:48 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

People used to get agitated if you talked about cosmetic treatments. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow....
06:21 Mon 18th Apr 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 17:11 Mon 18th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do....
06:31 Tue 05th Apr 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 09:29 Tue 05th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where she is....
07:52 Tue 22nd Mar 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 13:13 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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stuckontwo

Irish Mail On Sunday Crossword Number 1275

5 Down. Beat with a leather (5) S?R??...
13:02 Mon 21st Mar 20222 answers, last by michaelinoz 04:54 Fri 06th May 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Whiteboards are remarkable.
08:37 Wed 16th Mar 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 11:06 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I thought the tumble dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along....
09:01 Sun 13th Feb 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 11:49 Sun 13th Feb 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

You should never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them....
03:07 Sat 12th Feb 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 14:03 Sat 12th Feb 2022
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Hopkirk

Wasps

God's original plan was for wasps to make honey. It didn't work out, so he went with plan B....
14:49 Thu 10th Feb 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:29 Fri 11th Feb 2022
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Pan1

Cryptic

Moving into a mole's construction [9]
18:24 Tue 21st Dec 20214 answers, last by mallyh 18:28 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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suersonic4u

1St Man..do You Think She Uses Wireless? 2Nd Man Answer, Yes I Think She Has A Modem And Wireless Router. 1St Man... I Was Talking About Her Bra!

Just made this up . i'll do better.
19:27 Wed 15th Dec 20214 answers, last by davebro 09:17 Thu 16th Dec 2021
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William51

Nobody Turning Up.

I went to church this morning in a nearby village at the advertised time, but no one turned up, not even the vicar. Once before they were late but this is the first when nobody came. Has this happened...
12:17 Wed 08th Dec 202134 answers, last by Spicerack 00:08 Thu 09th Dec 2021
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stuckontwo

Irish Independent 01/12/2021

8 Across Take a thousand and be strong doing (4) ??A?...
12:32 Wed 01st Dec 20213 answers, last by stuckontwo 12:32 Thu 02nd Dec 2021
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - November 2021 Week 4

Good morning everyone - lovely sunn day today, still a bit too much wind, but a definite improvement from the past few ...my roses are not impressed. The links don't look too bad .....well we'll see...
02:49 Sat 27th Nov 202164 answers, last by kettledrum 00:00 Mon 29th Nov 2021
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Canary42

Narcissism.

I have a car bumper sticker that says "Hoot if you think I'm sexy." Then I just sit at the green lights until I feel better about myself....
20:17 Tue 23rd Nov 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 08:33 Wed 24th Nov 2021
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abbeyleigh

What Colour Outfit Could I Pair Teal Shoes With?

I've bought a pair of teal heels but but not sure what colour outfit I could pair them with.
18:05 Sun 21st Nov 202110 answers, last by johnsmith1 14:38 Mon 20th Nov 2023
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Spicerack

The Blood Bank

A Priest, a Rabbit and an Imam turn up at the blood bank together. 'Excuse me, Rabbit' said the nurse, 'Do you know which blood group you are'? ' I think' said the Rabbit 'I must be a type O'....
19:21 Sat 13th Nov 20217 answers, last by Ken4155 12:26 Mon 15th Nov 2021
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abbeyleigh

Which Should I Have For Lunch?

Chippy butty or cheesy chips with beans
10:34 Tue 09th Nov 202132 answers, last by Mamyalynne 22:19 Tue 09th Nov 2021
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Chipchopper

Hmm Which One ?

I saw Sir Elton John in the supermarket looking at the various salad dressings. I suggested that the honey and mustard, go's well with a bit of ice burg lettuce. He said "actually, I'm more of a...
08:00 Tue 02nd Nov 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:17 Wed 03rd Nov 2021
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stuckontwo

Irish Independent

This way..that way..I saw it... (4) S???...
11:32 Fri 20th Aug 20217 answers, last by stuckontwo 11:41 Mon 23rd Aug 2021

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