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Parse Please

Hunters should, first of all, kill notorious enemies off. ANS Elkhounds Unable to see how maid is mad, so to speak? ANS Eyeless...

harkins

Alcohol Drinks And Cocktails

5 Have a quiet drink and then another 4,3 letters Maggies Quiz 14th may This is the last clue any help would be appreciated...

Canary42

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Just seen a news report about the stresses and strains of self isolation. It reported that people are going crazy from being in lock down! It was strange, actually, because I had just been talking...

retrocop

What Day Is It?

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retrocop

Dating Agency

Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun....

Canary42

Weathering The Storm

Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencer and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to...

Canary42

Baa

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 38 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the sheepdog....

Canary42

An atheist was walking through the woods. "How wonderful nature is, What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he...

Cloverjo

One Show

Please can someone tell me the name of the woman seated at the left (from our view) on the One Show....

Trevilino

Smoking Puzzler

Three blokes are stranded on a boat and all they have with them is four fags but no way of lighting them. What do they do? They throw one fag overboard. By doing that the boat becomes a cigarette...

Chipchopper

At The Library

I went to the library and asked the librarian behind the desk, where I could find the books on self help. She looked at me over her glasses and said: "If I was to tell you that, it would be defeating...

Chipchopper

Chaos

A lorry shed its load of tupe's this morning, during the rush hour traffic. I came past there again this afternoon and police were still combing the area....

bobbygill

Colours

1. water with a sailor 2. Abandon 3.Vicars title reversed before MxM 4.Mother not me 8th May Day 5. A bit of field & half a weekday 6. Plead that is to say & mix...

emperor

Local Quiz. Closes 31/12

Answer is drink related. Snake's bite causes intense thirst - so they say. (6) Sorry to ask again but it's the only one left. Any thoughts welcome....