Bruce is driving across Sydney Harbour bridge when he spots his girlfriend hanging over the edge. He pulls up and says "G'Day Sheila - what the hell you doing"? In a tearful voice Sheila blubs "You...
....and the judge asked him if he had anything to say before passing sentence. The man said "F*** All" The judge asked the clerk of the court "What did he say?" The clerk said "F*** All" The judge...
A guy was talking to a lady of the night, and to his amazement she told him it was only £10. "Wow !" said the guy "how come it's so cheap "?. "It's because I haven't got a womb" she said. "Well how...
hello any help please?? 14a Star —; one of the ingredients used to make Chinese five-spice powder, chai and some varieties of garam masala 5 ltrs A?I?E 33a Another name for a hairpin turn found on...
The boys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to share a room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take...
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not...