The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby...
An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at...
Several times today when I have clicked on a topic in Answerbank ,usually Technology, a log in screen appears for UKnetguide. I have done the usual security checks which have found nothing amiss....
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told...
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't...
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my...
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before...
Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent...
I am trying to diagnose (long distance) an oil leak on a 2003 Vauxhall Corsa 1.2. Could someone advise me of the location of the oil pressure switch on this model. Many thanks in advance Paul
Anyone else had recent problems with AVG 8 the free version. After a couple of months of working fine I switched on today and the e-mail scanner would not function. Did a google and looked at AVG...
Any one else had problems with recent updates for the Zone Alarm firewall free edition. A few days ago I downloaded updates and a few hours later the pc rebooted when browsing. It did it again...
I have both a video recorder and a DVD recorder and yesterday I was out and left the video recorder on timer. Later I returned home and the recording had not been made.Thinking I had made an error I...
