Posted this in Sport but I don't think anyone's looking in there. It's alleged he's been in court today to stop a newspaper printing allegations that could possibly end his England career.
afternoon all, what a glorious day, cast your mind back alllll those years ago to your first days at school.. were they nice memories for you? i have a few nice memories ..... i remember the messy...
i´d been using open office for a couple of months now, its been great. but recently as i didnt need it for a few weeks, as i needed to free some space from my os(c) drive, i removed it,...
For nearly 60 years I have enjoyed a mug of cocoa before going to bed. I make the drink with boiled milk. For decades I had no problem but during this past year the milk (semi-skimmed) often turns...
i ´ve been using open office for several months now, its so smooth and professional. but as i said in previous threads, not good for attaching to emails, as no one can open them. anyway i was in...
I hope this has not been posted before As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for months and has...
2 nurses talking in the restaurant the 1 says I've heard the rumour that 20 cases of corned beef came in yesterday, the other nurse said that'll make a change I'm sick of the cases I've been handling...
I went to see that hunky new young doctor. I was a bit embarrassed at first, but he said ... "I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Tell me what's the matter, and I'll help in any way I...
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohamed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a...
Old but worth a repeat.... Freddie Mercury, Elton John and the Queen Mother die and go to Heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells them that Heaven is full and there's room for one more only....
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold...