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regular laptop with windows and a mac computer problem

i tried unsuccessfuly to open an open office document from my pendrive( which was downloaded from my laptop) on my Emac computer, which also has open office. it refused to allow me to open the...

marval

Shoe

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his...

mandimoo

lentils, mung beans & aduki beans

i know i can google hundreds, nay, thousands of recipes containing the above, however, i would like to hear your tried and tested recipies that would suit me.... my accupuncturist has told me to cut...

Androcles

The miracle......

With apologies to piggyface is this has been posted before: A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the...

Panic Button

If you could meet yourself aged 16,

what advice would you give yourself now? I heard this question on Danny Baker's podcast today, and thought it was a good one....

Steve.5

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Over the last few days of illness I have been watching DVD`s. Has anybody noticed how Benchley & Speilberg have leaned heavily on Herman Melviile. Moby Dick & Jaws 1 The White Whale + The...

marval

How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 3. Look...

Androcles

Cowboys

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that...

poodicat

The Holiday?

What a crap film!

bigfoot3000

10 subtle ways to tell a man his fly is unzipped

WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED 1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier ain't so...

Seafarer1966

Pizza

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they're not allowed to eat it....

Garmard

Romantic films

What in your opinion is the most romantic film ever created?

bibblebub

West Brom promoted

and this time next season it'll be West Brom relegated

ImLostAgain

Pronunciation.

About two years ago I was helping a Spanish friend learn English. Part of what we did was to get him to write the English word in a speech box (from an internet site) and click on start and see if the...

CristalMata

Is it wrong for a 15 year old girl to date a 30 year old man?

I am 15 and recently my brother's friend(he's 30) has started sending me flirtatious messages. I didint take it as a big deal i thaught he was just playing arround. Recently he started holding my hand...

joggerjayne

come on manchester

I think they need help !

yormerlin

Cheese on toast.......Try this.

Cheese on toast two slices mature English chedder,,,,heinz baked beans lavishly placed on top then two lightly fried eggs .....with helmans mayo...... YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUMS..whats your fav on toast ?

piggynose

how do i get something back which i had to remove temporarily

i did have open office, but had to remove it the other day due to my hard drive being overloaded. now i have space, i want it back, but every time i try to download it, my pc keeps telling me that i...

joggerjayne

hi, guys ... this is sooo CUTE !

Have you ever actually watched an aircraft safety presentation? Well, we ALL watched this one. This was genius by whoever thought it up. The entire aircraft was transfixed....

eash

Running

I have this urge to go running, I've never been running in my life before, except at school more than 10 years ago, so not sure where this urge comes from! Should I go for it? If so, any tips for a...

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