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oscarina

Whyy are all the jokes on Chatterbank!

What happened to the joke category! Chatterbank taken over with jokers! add your own punchline!
20:40 Sat 17th Apr 20108 answers, last by piggynose 22:49 Mon 19th Apr 2010
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tamborine

should this be in R & S :o)

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohamed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a...
13:27 Mon 19th Apr 20101 answer, last by piggynose 22:22 Mon 19th Apr 2010
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Seafarer1966

Queen joke

Old but worth a repeat.... Freddie Mercury, Elton John and the Queen Mother die and go to Heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter tells them that Heaven is full and there's room for one more only....
16:10 Mon 19th Apr 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 09:35 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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marval

Two words

A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold...
08:00 Mon 19th Apr 20103 answers, last by marval 15:21 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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steg

church

i hope you have all had a lovely day at church/chapel/whatever
15:52 Sun 18th Apr 20101 answer, last by piggynose 17:32 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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piggynose

regular laptop with windows and a mac computer problem

i tried unsuccessfuly to open an open office document from my pendrive( which was downloaded from my laptop) on my Emac computer, which also has open office. it refused to allow me to open the...
09:04 Sat 17th Apr 201010 answers, last by Milvus 17:54 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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marval

Shoe

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his...
18:12 Fri 16th Apr 20101 answer, last by piggynose 09:36 Sat 17th Apr 2010
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mandimoo

lentils, mung beans & aduki beans

i know i can google hundreds, nay, thousands of recipes containing the above, however, i would like to hear your tried and tested recipies that would suit me.... my accupuncturist has told me to cut...
22:22 Fri 16th Apr 201014 answers, last by pastafreak 20:19 Sat 17th Apr 2010
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Androcles

The miracle......

With apologies to piggyface is this has been posted before: A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the...
16:45 Fri 16th Apr 20103 answers, last by askyourgran 21:20 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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Panic Button

If you could meet yourself aged 16,

what advice would you give yourself now? I heard this question on Danny Baker's podcast today, and thought it was a good one....
22:07 Fri 16th Apr 201026 answers, last by mandimoo 22:47 Fri 16th Apr 2010
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Steve.5

Feel free to make a relevant comment

Over the last few days of illness I have been watching DVD`s. Has anybody noticed how Benchley & Speilberg have leaned heavily on Herman Melviile. Moby Dick & Jaws 1 The White Whale + The...
19:30 Thu 15th Apr 20108 answers, last by piggynose 21:18 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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marval

How To Shower Like a Man

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 3. Look...
13:36 Wed 14th Apr 201018 answers, last by lardhelmet 22:14 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Androcles

Cowboys

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that...
17:32 Wed 14th Apr 20106 answers, last by lucca 18:45 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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poodicat

The Holiday?

What a crap film!
22:13 Tue 13th Apr 201012 answers, last by mccfluff 15:50 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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bigfoot3000

10 subtle ways to tell a man his fly is unzipped

WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED 1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier ain't so...
14:46 Tue 13th Apr 20107 answers, last by Avatar 08:12 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Seafarer1966

Pizza

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they're not allowed to eat it....
15:18 Tue 13th Apr 20104 answers, last by craft1948 22:19 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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Garmard

Romantic films

What in your opinion is the most romantic film ever created?
11:27 Wed 07th Apr 201037 answers, last by zzxxee 07:08 Sat 17th Apr 2010
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bibblebub

West Brom promoted

and this time next season it'll be West Brom relegated
15:53 Sat 10th Apr 201011 answers, last by bibblebub 21:06 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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ImLostAgain

Pronunciation.

About two years ago I was helping a Spanish friend learn English. Part of what we did was to get him to write the English word in a speech box (from an internet site) and click on start and see if the...
15:40 Thu 08th Apr 20106 answers, last by ImLostAgain 00:08 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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CristalMata

Is it wrong for a 15 year old girl to date a 30 year old man?

I am 15 and recently my brother's friend(he's 30) has started sending me flirtatious messages. I didint take it as a big deal i thaught he was just playing arround. Recently he started holding my hand...
21:01 Wed 07th Apr 201074 answers, last by Editori_Al 01:20 Thu 08th Apr 2010

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