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Insane Wally
Every morning for nearly 2 weeks, I awake to find a spider in the bath.  It's leg span is about 2 ?" & it's in the same spot every morning. 'So you haven't bathed for 2 weeks' you say. ...
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pixi
Just wondering, if women carry on removing unwanted body hair for the next 100's of generations does this mean that women will eventually evolve to be naturally hair free? 
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mycatis
ROFL, is anyone watching GMTV?  The little,tiny crying baby on just now is called Deisel. I knew it!!!
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milfman
good morning all...gonna be warm today who's working?.....who's in the garden? and good morning to bel...i put something on frogs dartboard p 7& 8 for you...hope this cheers you up a...
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nfn
didn't know it was you, sorry. If you'd come round and knocked then i MIGHT have answered
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nfn
One hour to go .... YAY! I'm gonna hang out the Do Not Disturb sign right now!!
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10ClarionSt
Three blokes were talking one day. Two of them asked the other, 'How's the business?'  It's all gone, he said. There was a flood and everything got washed away. They asked him was he insured....
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Slow Ride
I've been walking round in these all day and I've only just realized it.
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MargeB
Whatcha havin?
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JoAnnMul
This 'gap' in my answers things is really starting to drive me mad.(read Q from early hours if you need prove)I'm doing nothing different but sometimes its there,sometimes not..WWHHYYY..?? 
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ollydineen
What about the filty handles on trollys.Most of the ones in tesco are  discusting.all stickey and when raining all wet and ugh! Ive see kids pick their nose,grovel on the floor then grab the...
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the>one
been grafting ing hot sun today......but had a couple of pints on the way home...gagging!!!!!....howyou all been??
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10ClarionSt
I saw an ad. on tv yesterday for a feminine hygiene product. It said it had to be 'applied to the intimate female area'. Well, I thought, I don't mind helping out. Mrs. ClarionSt is always telling me...
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kooky kitty
It must have happened to you, in a shop, on the bus, at work, your talking to someone and horrors they have a bogey up their nose, this makes my stomach heave but would it be good manners to politely...
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shadrack
how is it that 90% people claiming incapacity benefits are fitter and wealthier than me??ive got 9familys alone in my street doing it,it makes you wonder how many more there are!!!!!!!
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Slow Ride
Do any of you know somebody obscenely wealthy who's in serious need of a personal trainer? I'm obscenely fit and in serious need of a decent income.
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dothawkes
Would it be possible to not change Deesel's name from green when he/she is due to be done, if you could make him a dark red colour, so that we are all forewarned, or perhaps a peuce colour to suit his...
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Champagne
I have decided to give up my day job as a personal assistant and instead take up the career of a hitwoman. I can charge ?10k a head if I'm good (which, of course, I will be!). So far I have...
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pixi
Hi everyone, well I was naughtier than usual yesterday and the Fairy Queen has chucked me out out of the Fairy Forest for a full week :(  I was wandering around aimlessly for ages, tired,...
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boobesque
you ask a proper question (in other sections i mean) and get some really really good help? i feel all happy now! (im not sad btw, i need to help my bf and had some great help)

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