An old wino staggers into a bar and the barman orders him to get out. He agrees but only if he can have a cocktail stick. The barman gladly hands him a cocktail stick and the wino staggers back...
A guy goes into his local council to apply for a job..... The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok. Have you ever been in the...
I was in the pub with my mate the other night when he started talking about 'I'm A Celebrity' He said, "Could you ever eat an ostrich penis?" "I tried eating one when I was drunk once," I replied,...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2514353/Christian-guesthouse-owners-lose-Supreme-Court-battle-ordered-pay-damages-turning-away-gay-couple.html Just thought I would enter this on behalf of...
21ac: cooked neat new North American dish (7) a-t-n-a 22ac: royal court official spoils prince (7) --r---l 22d: lacking bit of muscle in America (5) --n-s The answers to these three would help me on...
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Today, the Scottish government issued a white paper, "Scotland's Future", possibly one of the most important documents in the history of the United Kingdom. My prediction is that not one single person...
How would you handle this, other half, no hugs, not one for kissing, not one for making the first move????? Inspects you before you go out, criticizes you for helping other people, You say that she...
Can be a pain in the backside at the best of times, but, our Postie turned up this morning and all we got was an advert for Domino's Pizza (I do know that there are steps that I can take to stop the...
I've had swelling in my feet and ankles for quite a while but both my legs have swollen and feel heavy, tight and a bit odd and when you poke them it leaves a dent (pitting oedema?). I mentioned it to...
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/freezing-weather-led-to-31000-winter-deaths-ons-figures-show-8964304.html to our so called leaders...of any party when you give billions away overseas to all and...
Hi I'm just wondering if anyone knows how long before school starts can a child be picked up from home? School begins at 9am and my daughter is collected at 7.30. Now this is to change to 7.20....
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
