I had quite a nasty double fall on Sunday morning, slipped in the shower and smashed into the side of the bath as I went down then fell again when trying to get back up. I have some bruising round the...
A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The...
For years I had a serious phobia about dentists, and required tranquilising to be able to enter the building, never mind up the stairs, into the surgery, and then sit in the chair. Eighteen years...
noisy kids who are playing in the back garden, have just challenged me to a water fight.
I thought I would let you know, while I am waiting for the the water to boil!...
r 1- For a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun. 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 3 - Why is the...
Does anyone know if a normal house insurance policy covers the costs of eradication of japanese knotweed if it appears on the property after you have taken out the insurance policy ? An acquaintance...
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19a we ate twice,note.devouring sage,say,drown and wrinkled W???h?? ?????n
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What would happen "IF" the Duchess of Cambridge lost her baby (that she is expecting) in child birth and the doctors treating her said that she cannot have anymore children, who would be next in line...
A U-Turn. But one I welcome. // The government has shelved plans to introduce a minimum price for a unit of alcohol in England and Wales. Minister Jeremy Browne said the policy would remain "under...
Since himself came out of hospital he has slept virtually non-stop (up for five or ten minutes twice a day), he's hardly eaten (cheese sandwich and a bowl of cornflakes yesterday, nothing so far...
Has anyone else noticed that when a lie or a fudge is about to come out of a politician's mouth, they preface what they are going to say with "look....."?...
just thought i'd drop by to say hi. a few of you have asked how me and baby 4get are. we are great. he is coping well in the heat and is as god as gold. he has recently started smiling and melts my...
A friend of ours has been renting out a small house which was left to him in a will, but the tenant has been unable to pay any rent for months. I think at first he was paying him a bit at a time but...