If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,...
This bloke dies and his wife has him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the kitchen table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the...
15 across is "Meet to talk about worrying fits". I think it must be TARIFFS which makes sense of "worrying fits" but what about the rest? An explanation would be most welcome. Apart frm being the only...
Merry Morning Crossword genii! Its been a while since I had the energy or inclination to consider a grid of death but here today I type before you a humbled soul! Between the dreaded Scottish midge...
3 bill for circus entertainment (7) 12 begin doing everything exceptionally robustly, no rein on this (4) 16 if i part company will his flexible proboscis find me out (5) 23 hurt man in making picture...
it takes 2 minutes to get an X ray done - then 2 LONG weeks to await results,
really - is this the best they can do, no wonder the NHS is in the soft stuff.
rant over for now!...
Come on you OAPs like me ;) how many of these "ageing pastimes" can you admit to? Stupid really as some of the 50 things on the list in the article, OH and I have been doing for the last 45 years!!!...
What do you do when you lose your temper? Today I got really angry for the first time in I don't know how long. I had a think and realised I can only really lose my temper on behalf of someone...
not sure if this belongs here, plus it's not really a question. We have pre-pay leccy meter, always have bought in increments of £5, never knew until today, that you you top up by £6 or whatever....
We are going to treat ourselves to one of the following, we need all 3 but can only get one now. 1. New tv for bedroom, with bigger screen. Ours is so small I can barely see what is going on lol....
The time has come to admit to myself that my hearing isn't as sharp as it once was. I've seen hearing aids advertised by Boots. Do you just buy over the counter or should a visit to the GP be the...
Last few - the answers to the following are all cities
Named after a president 6,4
Sounds like not tight enough 8
You get it from a tree 4
Many thanks...
16d pleasure seeker finds fellow professor first (8) ?e???I?? 17d terribly stern german has the endless resolve (8) ?t???g?? 28a poles chat about seizure (6) sorry have got any letters. There always...
57) Charles Dickens novel, with characters Snagsby and Quale.(5,5) I think it's Bleak House but can't see hidden animal. 85) A band of colour, a chevron on a sleeve, a blow, esp with a lash.(6) i have...