Sunday. It's pleasent out this morning. I was watching tiggy at 2, then couldn't get back to sleep. So I've got some bits and pieces done and out of the way. A good result in the rugby yesterday! :o}...
A man goes to an optician who tells him: 'You have to stop masturbating.' 'Why, am I going blind?' the guy asks in panic. 'No,' the optician replies. 'You're upsetting the other patients in the...
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the...
hi i have an older relative who is living at home and has dementia. he likes to watch TV in bed, but has it on rather lound, than falls asleep with it on and the loudness disturbs the neighbour. The...
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello, is that you, Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she'd just mopped clean." "Have you...
I'm pregnant and, having had a few miscarriages, I decided to go and get an early scan this week. I'm 7weeks and all is going well so far. But I'm carrying twins!! I'm nearly 41 with an 18 month old...
someone's give me a break in getting a bit of voluntary work where my criminal convictions, alcohol problems and mental health issues dont count against me, in fact they are positivly seen as a plus....
- - - when i was employed again i have secured a job, starting monday morning and i am very happy to be working again and to start having the money coming in my gratitude to those of you here who sent...
Friday, Somewhat warmer this morning. Overcast though, so I'm not too hopeful of seeing the eclipse. The final weekend of the 6 nations tomorrow. 4 nations have the chance to win the title. It should...
1. Wild west character with an invoice for mozzarella producers (7,4) 2. Mayo Contends to make films (6) 3. Relates (5) 4. Find the depth of a fruit by letter (5) 5. Take back what is written about a...