Every day a male cafe worker would walk up very close to the female co worker operating the coffee machine. Inhale a deep breath and tell her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this and unable...
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from...
No, not the film Borat, but a very very funny clip on YouTube. See if any of you find this funny as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwz0CzEXUII...
Just as a surgeon was finishing an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" I said, "Thank you my...
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide," she says....
Three dogs were sitting in the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the Golden Labrador and said " So why are you here ? "The Golden Lab replied, " I...
Tv is crap, as always. I don't feel like shopping. don't feel like doing much!
Anyone know of good websites where I could play games, quizzes - anything to keep me entertained? TIA!...
What time is Andy's match scheduled for tomorrow? BBC red button function does not seem to give an order of play for tomorrow. I there a way of findng out. I have tried the Australian Open website.
Was it the Alarm Clock - The Kids - Your Partner - Door Bell - The Baby - Flushing of the Loo - Birdsong - TV/Radio switched on - Other > > > Or was it like me Bl00dy Foxes Barking &...
I walk along a particular road to school with my 5 year old step son. The school is at the top of this road. Its a third of a mile long with two busy sets of junctions; crossroads. A classmate of my...
How long are the days in Genesis 1? Why?
How old is the earth and life? Why?
Did man and apes share a common ancestor? Why or why not?
Were Adam and Eve real people? Why or why not?...
Gabriel`s confection 5 & 7 letters Dancing Anna`s meringue 7 letters This would fatten a Tyke 9 & 7 letters Sounds like a large deer 6 letters Doesn`t sound hot enough 6 letters Produces a...
You moved into your own flat, and on the first night without asking you, your boyfriend who is not living with you but will be staying most nights let his family come around while you were trying to...