Just seen an episode on Five US and was in stitches (not for the first time) when Colin Mochrie said something along the lines of '' and the role of Rhett Butler in the poultry version of Gone With...
After a throat infection a women has lost her voice. So she writes a note for her husband. Seeing I've lost my voice how can I tell you if I want to make love when we go to bed...That's easy said her...
somebody please help.!! whilst on holiday in edinburgh i bought (from a local corner shop) koppaberg apple cider. since returning to norwich i cannot find it in any shop anywhere.!! everyone stocks...
Does Heratio from CSI Miami get on anyone elses nerves! uuggghhh he is just so annoying! I can not watch CSI Miami anymore as he just annoys me so much, with his cheesy lines and melodramatic acting!...
My hairdresser advised me today to take supplements, plus special lotion and shampoo against hair loss. I must say they weren't to be bought at the salon but at a chemist's (so not a commercial...
....soooo cold this morning just back from town and it felt very christmassy as i walked around the streets. I saw 3 people buying christmas trees!! when is everyone going to put up there christmas...
I've been cajoled into a bet at work. I need to compile a list of the next twelve most likely celebrities to be included in the next series of 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here'. Most correct...
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two...
Ear defenders at the ready for those of you who watch loose women(I dont) but Lesley Garrett will be on and bound to do that ridiculous wobbly screech that she seems to think expected of her every...
Hello everyone... WeeThug here... flipping heck, who opened the freezer doors ? I've just been outside for my constitutional and what did I find but brrrrr,,, shivertime or what ! Good job my slave...
Two young girls working at a supermarket checkout. One said to the other I always know who the Single Guys Are. Really said the other. Yes this next guy here is single. The young guy emptied his...