queencharlotte Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Decision time for to-morrow.

Clean windows or go fishing ? http://www.hambletonfisheries.co.uk/ Just about a mile away, think I will go there....

Good Morning One and All

Good morning everyone from an extremely windy and wet North Wales. T o a certain yokel, a simple message (well, he is a village idiot) I am back, I will be watching you...............

docspock

Had a quick doze after corrie, just having last drink to celebrate

getting through a monday without a suspension, record or what. XXX G'night folks....

queencharlotte

What do you call a deer with only one eye? No idea What do you call a deer with only one eye and no legs? Still no idea Help; I need more deer jokes fror a friend of mine who runs a deer sanctuary....

queencharlotte

Home Hints No.1 (to be continued by contributors to the series)

Hint 1: Best not to remove printer cartridge to check ink level over fawn carpet

netibiza

Flight map over your house

check out which planes are flying in your sky, it's great. http://www.flightradar24.com/ 6 over Ibiza and all of them Ryanair!!...

pa___ul3

Fast Eddie

My Grandad's going in for a full body scan this week after preliminary tests showed that he might have a tumour in his bowel. As you might expect he's been told not to run and now can't join me in the...

moonraker558

Good Morning All ABer's

Autumn is in the air, slightly overcast, but it is still time to get yer butt's out of yer bed's as it is time to start another day. There that has motivated you hasn't it.

fredkins

Troll?

I have been here since May and have seen many times Troll mentioned but I do not know exactly what it means in AB terms.Can someone enlighten me please.

rsvp

good morning

Am I the only one up and about? Good morning all.

Teddy_boy

Libya

Reading the news section here you would think there was nothing else going on in the world.Never heard of a variety of subjects?

Teddy_boy

If you could label yourself?

Saw an advert earlier asking this self same question.So i wondered how would you label yourself? I would be Freethinking....

slinky.kate

your fav.radio station

mine is smooth radio,i put this on q&a by mistake

Bobbisox

what a miserable washout of a Summer eh?

still , spare a thought for Americas Eastern seaboard with Hurricane Irene, so I suppose our weather isn't that bad all told :-)

marval

Rabbits

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test. Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: No,...

Mamyalynne

Happy Birthday Jan1957

To a very special lady, who has been through such a painful time - Happy Birthday sweetheart. Mamya ♥ http://img1.imensagen...happy-birthday/58.gif...

moonraker558

Some b@stard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line.

She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.

sandyRoe

What do they know of England, Who only England know?

A Libyan rebel, who had been risking his life to free his country, was asked on television how he would like to see his country develop. He said he would like it to be like England, which he thought...

To-Ryscum

talking turkey

Is there one or more ABers,that you can usually rely on to "talk turkey"? Is there an ABer you most often look out for,to provide a sensible,or sharp,witty response ? I"m fairly new...