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raysparx1
I know most of you will know this, but for those who don't it is simple 1 Ask The person to Smile. 2 Ask him/her to RAISE BOTH ARMS 3 Ask the person to Speak a simple sentence,(coherently) ie: it is...
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redheadisbac
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS U HAVE MORE TO LOOSE IF U DONT http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/womenshealth/facts/ chlamydia.htm
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raysparx1
Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreams Now where did I put those yesteryears made up with broken seams Where shall I sweep the pieces my God they still look new There's a taxi waiting at the...
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legend758
For the record you stupid old fool. You evil nasty man. You set yourself up as some figure of respectability on here whilst carrying out your own evil petty little grudge wars. For the record im not...
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Ice.Maiden
(now, now!!!) - hangs out your pants?
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redheadisbac
were they the best days of ur life?
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haysi06
The dafter the better! "I went to visit my friend who has just had a baby today, she asked me to wind hi but I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg" That cracks me up! Hxx
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Ice.Maiden
1) None 2) One to nine 3) Ten or more? 4) Hundreds?? 5 Foprgotten???
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Ice.Maiden
Tan Fake tan No tan Black and tan?
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helen_sew
I am going to Vegas then Florida for 2 weeks in Easter and I am not sure what is the best option regarding currency. Do I exchange it here for dollars, do I take travellers cheques, do I take sterling...
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China Doll
Afternoon All, My throat is absolutely killing me and is making me miserable. I'm supposed to be going out this evening to a friends 'I'm leaving to go to Auzzie Land' forever parties' so I really...
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mistys
Best thing I have read in weeks!! I shall be taking this advice starting from about 5:30 tonight! :o) As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there are...
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gravitate
Is it possible for a girl to have a orgasm on a motorbike because of the vibrations?
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EngTeach
We are finally getting a decent snow storm in NYC. 6-10 inches expected. Normally I would be annoyed, but school was closed this week, so I don't have to worry about getting to and from today. We have...
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west ham fan
I have just watched the very well acted scene about the death of baby Danial, I found it very true to life, I lost a baby boy in 1971 due to cot death he was he was 3 month old although very well...
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banned-dot
I shall try to be more trivial 1) Did you wake up with a sore throat this morning? 2) Aspirin or paracetamol? 3) Can you get a sameday doc's appointment? 4) when did you get up today? 5) Is it very...
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Richie1976
I've broken down in Bridgend. Can any of you come and tow me back home please? Oh, bring a rope with you coz you can't get any here for love nor money.
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smudge
My Aunt has been admitted to hospital for an emergency operation on one of her lungs. I've just rec'd an email from my cousin to say that they started to operate, but found that she has advanced...
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raysparx1
Granny Through every nook and every cranny The wind blew in on poor old Granny Around her knees, into each ear (And up nose as well, I fear) All through the night the wind grew worse It nearly made...
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~max~
I think we should all send her some good labour vibes. Maybe it'll work, when she looks at it in between eating her weight in pineapples and walking miles! Thinking of ya, girl! xxx

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