So the good old garden gnomes are being sidelined for meerkats in the garden,pottery ones i mean,you can get a trio of "See no evil,hear no evil,speak no evil"meerkats.
This is something I've just remembered that happened on holiday, dad needed a teaspoon whilst in the bath!
It seemed hilarious and awkward so we never asked why, can you think of any reasons?...
Starters: Breaded Scampi tails with homemade tartare sauce. OR Melon Ball cocktail with Midori liqueur and mint OR Smoked salmon Mousse with melba toasts and salad garnish Mains: Sautee of Calves...
How bored to you have to be ... ... to have a sudden impulse to arrange your DVDs into alphabetical order ?? But what do I do with the James Bonds ? Under their individual film titles ? Or all...
Food has replaced sex in my life now, I can't even get into my own knickers I'm Retired, - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.... When I was younger all I wanted was a BMW, Now I'm older...
Just to let you know that I am proud of you, your job is so important to all of the community, worthwhile and respected by all the study hard, make sh@ggin Nomercy purely secondary for the time being...
and I feel rubbish. I have finally told my lover that I am not going to see him anymore. I have been a stupid idiot thinking that one day he would leave his partner of 19 years and be with me. I have...
Good Afternoon All, Real question here. One of the impossibly awkwardly placed fire alarms needs its battery changing. As it is impossible to do so safely without scaffolding, harness and several...
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salla has a shapely bum
but not quite so when her poo does run
she ate some cherries which made her happy
now it looks like she needs a nappy...
That think I'm an immature, poor speller who needs english lessons, I write like Oscar Wilde, according to ed's link, into which I copied a piece of english coursework which was meritted as an A*!...