A bloke walks into a Glasgow lending library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dae ye hae ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her...
Myself, soft roll, spread and jam, packet of crisps, then later spinach and ricotta pasta, on a bed of spinach with a mascarpone sauce, and another packet of crisps
I have heard of phobias of snakes, spiders,birds,small creatures,clowns,and balloons, but a girl at work told me she had a phobia of fish, never heard of that one
Does anyone use this delivery service please? I've looked on the website but it's not very clear how it works (or perhaps it's me). Does the recipient of the parcel have to go to their local shop to...
To a certain degree, my mate came in to work saying that she had caught her son in bed with his girlfriend, he had been drinking,and was meant to be looking after his siblings, and had not been to...
I KNOW im like a broken record! And iv had ALL the advice under the sun!!!! (which i am following honest) Have a bath run, had my tablets plus a few kalms.... Awaiting councelling... Usually the daft...
What is the cleverest revenge you oranyone else you know has ever exacted on another person, especially without the 'victim' knowing who was responsible for it?
Adult..... A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of...
Ok, some of their products are dire and expensive, but i feel sorry for the chap that delivers the cataloque, him and his wife are retired and so nice, i reckon they deserve a order however small, do...
What is it with your man p morgan that our big stars seem to blurt and cry on this programme .Which I admit I would not give house room .It be in the tabloids so it do
anyone got a recipe how to make these? the one they serve in bars in the States? ive looked for recipes but they all seem to include a jar of buffalo/hot sauce that you cant buy here.
I have a large box of these, which i will never eat, before they go soft, apart from the usual chocolate krispie cakes, is their any other recipes i could make using these
