A man picks up a prostitute in the street. She says. " I ought to tell you that I haven't got a womb." "That's OK," he says, "we can do it up against the wailings."
On holiday in Africa an Englishman decided to try swimming across the Congo. The natives were fearful for him and told him there were many dangers not least the crocodiles. Boastful and confident he...
When you feel you have all the worries and troubles in the world on your back think of what Mark Twain said: "I've had many troubles in my life ----------------- but most of them never happened!"
When you have worries think of this --------- Mark Twain said: "I've had many troubles in my life ------------------------ but most of them never happened!"
In the same vein (!) as Wendilla's "Wendy" there was the man who asked another chap in the gym changing room why he had 'Ludo' tattooed on his penis. It's not 'Ludo' he replied. My girl-friend comes...
Can you help? All concern novels by Philip K Dick: 1. Which of his novels did he plan by consulting I Ching? (a) The Man in the High Castle (b) A Scanner Darkly (c) Eye in the Sky 2. What was his...
I think it was Kensitas cigarettes which had an 'extra' four cigarettes in the packet years ago and the packet carried the message "4 for your friends". However a friend thinks it was Churchman's...
I have always enjoyed 'Hamlet' but only recently have I stopped to think about the way Claudius poisoned Hamlet's father -- by putting a poison in his ear as he slept. What sort of poison would this...
I feel sure there will be some kind person who will know the answers: Each answer must carry a colour: Nine Day's Queen -- 4,4,4, High casualty road -- 3,5 Plausible or eloquent -- 6,7 Used in...
Hope some bright, helpful person can help: All answers have a colour in them: eg. Song for a Hindu bride (4,2,3) is -- Lady in red Watchdog of the airwaves (4, 10) Middle age killer (5, 5) Australian...
A day or so after the Conservatives announced their new emblem - the tree, a member of some organisation in, I think, Devizes, claimed on Radio 4, that the emblem was very similar to the one which...
I wish to safeguard a trade name but which is not at present used for trading. I believe it could be useful to anyone selling certain products. I have registered the name as an email address but feel...
Does anyone know where one can buy men's white (non-transparent) swim trunks? Many years ago Jantzen was the top name for swimwear and they produced ladies swimsuits and men's swim trunks in...
I have just watched an interesting DVD about the story of the Spitfire fighter. Amongst the history of its development there was a scene of German soldiers pre WW II and their salute was almost like...