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Sharing Is Caring

    An elderly couple  entered a McDonald’s store  and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner. The old man walked over to the box and made the order for him.  He unwrapped the... ...
14:56 Fri 02nd Feb 20242 answers, last by Patsy33 15:16 Fri 02nd Feb 2024
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U.s. Suspends Aid To Ukraine

  This doesn't look very helpful. Is this a short lived glitch and the tap has run dry or has this war started to bleed Ukraine's allies... ...
20:47 Fri 12th Jan 202413 answers, last by ichkeria 13:30 Sun 14th Jan 2024
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Mr Bates And The Post Office

Did anyone watch the first of four episodes last night. I was left seething before  the first commercial break.What an awful corrupt evil organisation the Post Office hierarchy is.Unfortunately a... ...
13:41 Tue 02nd Jan 202431 answers, last by -SharonA- 18:33 Sat 06th Jan 2024
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For Attention Of Togo

Very many thanks for your good advice re posting links which you offered me yesterday on CL's thread.I have just experimented with it and achieved it first attempt. It seriously bugged me when some... ...
11:16 Sun 31st Dec 202314 answers, last by Togo 13:09 Sun 31st Dec 2023
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Nigel Tells Cleverly How It Is

Nigel Farage wrote in X to Cleverly, 'You might be called Cleverly but you clearly are a moron. I am nearer Dover than you and the winds are gusting at 50mph' This was Mr Farages reply when... ...
12:56 Fri 29th Dec 20233 answers, last by retrocop 17:30 Fri 29th Dec 2023
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Mon Cher Jourdain

Bon Chance ce soir Jourdain. Break a leg ( not literally) A small tincture before letting rip might send those little jitters packing.  xxx
14:35 Sun 17th Dec 20237 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:18 Sun 17th Dec 2023
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Another Immigrant Boat Capsizes

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/more-60-feared-dead-migrant-042022428.html Another overcrowded rubber boat capsized off Calais earlier this week. Me thinks the sooner Rwanda gets ,literally,off the ground... ...
14:14 Sun 17th Dec 202325 answers, last by fender62 17:31 Mon 18th Dec 2023
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Help Please London Drinker

I have a clue : Cut off in China (6) The letters I have are:    ? r ?e ? d. I can only think of Friend. If this is correct could some one kindly parse the answer. I can only think of Cockney... ...
11:03 Fri 15th Dec 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 11:42 Fri 15th Dec 2023
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Possible Royal Mail Scam ?

I have just received a text purporting to be from Royal Mail stating that my shipping information is missing an address and have requested me to upload correct shipping info. I smell Scam. Has any... ...
13:46 Tue 12th Dec 202313 answers, last by bhg481 13:44 Wed 13th Dec 2023
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Fao Naomi

I know you enjoy Some TV serials so thought I would draw your attention to a 4 part story on Netflix. Called 'All the light you cannot see' Set in Paris and St Malo during the closing year of the... ...
12:35 Sun 26th Nov 20238 answers, last by MargoTester 13:04 Sun 26th Nov 2023
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Mail On Sunday Code Cracker

Has anyone solved the Code Cracker today? Without appearing arrogant shurly there must be some mistake.I have completed the main puzzle and all the letters correspond. However ,when I filled in... ...
10:11 Sun 12th Nov 20233 answers, last by akame 11:36 Sun 12th Nov 2023
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Lost In Translation

ShareTweet It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when the new farmer down the... ...
08:42 Sun 05th Nov 20232 answers, last by Canary42 14:16 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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Rye Humour

  Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky... ...
08:26 Sun 05th Nov 20233 answers, last by maggiebee 11:47 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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New Found Friend

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too... ...
07:53 Sun 05th Nov 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:30 Sun 05th Nov 2023
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Sandyroes Toilet Paper Thread

The answer box has disappeared on this thread. Apart from going down the pan has anyone got any ideas why it has gone.?
14:10 Thu 02nd Nov 20233 answers, last by pastafreak 14:13 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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Trick Or Treat

I'm sick of Trick or Treaters. This year I'm turning out the lights and pretending I'm not in. To hell with the ships. It's my lighthouse
15:09 Wed 01st Nov 20237 answers, last by maggiebee 11:40 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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Church Bulletins Are Back

  These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.  Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other... ...
12:54 Fri 20th Oct 20236 answers, last by vulcan42 09:26 Sat 21st Oct 2023
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Hamas Hostage Threats

Hamas has decreed that they will kill one hostage for every unannounced bombing sortie or Artillery strike into the Gaza strip.Apparently the IDF Airforce are still bombing the strip. IDF ground... ...
22:11 Tue 10th Oct 202315 answers, last by youngmafbog 08:44 Wed 11th Oct 2023
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Stand Up And Fight

As usual I am unable to C&P a link but I just listened to Penny Mordant's conference speech. I really think she should engage another speech writer. It was er ....bizarre to say the least. She... ...
10:59 Thu 05th Oct 20237 answers, last by naomi24 11:10 Thu 05th Oct 2023
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Another Fatal Teenage Stabbing Today.

Only a few days after the Croydon teenage murder. Why don't they bang em up for life if there is no one with the guts to swing the scum.   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd1q9evn234o ...
14:56 Mon 02nd Oct 202324 answers, last by nicebloke1 21:26 Mon 02nd Oct 2023

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