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Shaglene

Pet Monkey.............

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some...
14:53 Tue 07th Feb 20171 answer, last by roger 17:20 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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cassa333

Email With Invoice

From unknown company and I have assumed it is a scam because I have no idea who or what this is for or what the 'company' is. However I've tried looking for the number on the internet and can't find...
10:45 Tue 07th Feb 20174 answers, last by fiction-factory 17:33 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Confucius Say;

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
23:03 Thu 02nd Feb 201735 answers, last by roger 18:14 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Jomlett

Fish And Chips

I asked my wife if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on my way home from work. I think she regrets the names we called our kids....
15:59 Fri 03rd Feb 201716 answers, last by Shaglene 11:34 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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Patsy33

Package.

I got a package in the post last week, and on it it said, ‘Please don’t bend.’ So how was I supposed to pick it up?”...
10:16 Fri 23rd Sep 20166 answers, last by roger 23:10 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Chipchopper

Going Down

A guy farted in a crowded lift. That's just wrong, on so many levels!...
22:56 Tue 06th Sep 20162 answers, last by roger 05:07 Wed 07th Sep 2016
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Chipchopper

Wrestling With Mixed Emotions

Watching my mother in law reversing my brand new BMW up to the edge of the cliff, contemplated on what would be the correct moment to shout stop?...
21:15 Wed 31st Aug 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:48 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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Shaglene

Paddy The Wrestler..............

Paddy, the Irish wrestler was set to square off for the Olympic gold medal against Ivan, the Russian champion. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't...
08:25 Thu 09th Jun 20166 answers, last by trt 00:29 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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Patsy33

My Book

I wrote a book about a transexual with a speech impediment. It's called, Man or Myth....
19:24 Sat 19th Mar 20161 answer, last by roger 16:11 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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Shaglene

Best Feature...........

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a...
10:29 Mon 21st Mar 20161 answer, last by roger 16:05 Thu 24th Mar 2016
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Shaglene

Donkey...........

A fellow with a stutter goes into the pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman pours the beer and says,"Here you are Donkey." He goes and sits down in the corner. After a time he goes to the bar and...
14:54 Wed 07th Oct 20155 answers, last by crosswhit99 20:20 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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Berniecuddles2

Roadworker

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there....
14:34 Wed 08th Jul 20156 answers, last by Baldric 07:08 Mon 20th Jul 2015
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cupid04

Gents.

At the urinals Tony notices that his mate Dave is wearing a watch on his willy...What's that for? He asks. Oh, Dave says, it tells me when it's time for sex. Really? How? Tony asks. That's easy Dave...
23:53 Wed 24th Jun 20155 answers, last by Psybbo 16:14 Thu 25th Jun 2015
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Chipchopper

The Wife & I

After the spark had gone out of my marriage,I thought that a water bed might add a little spice to our love-life. Sadly though, we just drifted apart....
16:53 Wed 24th Jun 20159 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:47 Thu 25th Jun 2015
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thesecondlaw

I Bought A Build-It-Yourself Bird Table For The Garden

The lazy little *** haven't even taken it out of the box yet!!
16:12 Wed 10th Jun 201516 answers, last by roger 22:55 Wed 10th Jun 2015
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marval

I Saw

I saw this really fit bloke in the nightclub last night and he was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt. So, I made a move on him....
12:52 Sun 07th Jun 201510 answers, last by Svejk 20:39 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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marval

My Friend

My friend and I were discussing career choices when he brought up Gynaecology. That is something I can look into....
13:19 Sat 23rd May 20154 answers, last by zabado 19:51 Sat 23rd May 2015
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Capeman

Irish Referendum On Same-Sex Marriage

Now Patrick FitzMichael and Michael FitzPatrick legally.
14:40 Sat 23rd May 20155 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:53 Sun 24th May 2015
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lindapalmara

Italian Papa

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was...
15:42 Sat 02nd May 20155 answers, last by roger 06:31 Mon 04th May 2015
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gailforce

As It Happens, I Am A Blonde

One day 3 women went to the top of a helter skelter at the fairground. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and...
19:00 Tue 03rd Mar 20154 answers, last by shoota 23:42 Wed 04th Mar 2015

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