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Sunday Evening Quiz

The usual Sunday evening quiz starts at 7pm tonight. It's a fun quiz with all easy questions. Only takes about 30 minutes. Just follow the link below, it's free to play and there's nothing to...
15:48 Sun 11th Jul 2021
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In The Long Grass

When our lawn mower broke, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of -first, the truck, the car, playing golf 'Always something...
08:53 Sun 11th Jul 20212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:14 Sun 11th Jul 2021
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A Very Long Speech

A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at...
12:58 Sat 10th Jul 20212 answers, last by AZardoz 02:19 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Centipede

A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: "Talking Centipede £100." The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede...
11:17 Sat 10th Jul 2021
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The Grave

I saw a gravestone the other day and inscribed on it. Here lies A son A father a grandfather A great great grandfather. Husband brother And uncle. I thought to myself how bloody deep was that grave....
17:45 Fri 09th Jul 20211 answer, last by piggynose 18:00 Fri 09th Jul 2021
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A Blonde In Heaven

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into...
17:20 Fri 09th Jul 20212 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:31 Fri 09th Jul 2021
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Key Cutting

I was at the hardware store to get a duplicate of my car key made when the store clerk said, “You’re a model?” It was exactly what a woman in her mid-30’s wanted to hear. “Well, no, I’m not,” I said,...
14:17 Fri 09th Jul 20211 answer, last by Carkeyssolution 06:06 Tue 14th Sep 2021
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The Old Neighbour

Worried that they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son, "Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpoint is?" A few minutes...
11:05 Fri 09th Jul 2021
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Just A Thought

Just a thought: Life before computers... An application was for employment A programme was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD...
12:16 Thu 08th Jul 20213 answers, last by piggynose 08:38 Fri 09th Jul 2021
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Twitter

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."...
17:40 Wed 07th Jul 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:20 Wed 07th Jul 2021
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Opticians

A man goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician puts a contraption on his face ,and asks him what he can see. "I see empty airports and empty football grounds I see closed theatres pubs,...
13:32 Wed 07th Jul 2021
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An Old Actor

An old actor had been out of work for a few years. He auditioned for a part in a period drama at the Liverpool Empire theatre. All he had to do was on cue to shout out, "Hark I hear the sounds of the...
17:07 Tue 06th Jul 20212 answers, last by 1946percy 22:18 Tue 06th Jul 2021
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Italian Restaurant

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it then ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,"...
13:14 Tue 06th Jul 20212 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:22 Tue 06th Jul 2021
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Speeding

A constable of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 30-mile an hour area. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the...
13:03 Mon 05th Jul 20211 answer, last by William51 08:38 Fri 09th Jul 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

It starts at 7pm and only takes about 30 minutes. Nothing to download or to pay. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. All easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:15 Sun 04th Jul 20213 answers, last by JimF 16:24 Sun 04th Jul 2021
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Sat Nav

I felt a shiver and was uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS said, "You have reached your final destination."...
12:25 Sun 04th Jul 20213 answers, last by Mamyalynne 22:26 Sun 04th Jul 2021
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Fox And Cubs

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure, to be honest," I said,...
08:36 Sun 04th Jul 20211 answer, last by janzman 19:23 Sun 04th Jul 2021
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Boots

There was a little boy in pre school. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, "I can't...
14:17 Sat 03rd Jul 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 14:23 Sat 03rd Jul 2021

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