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Advanced Civilisations

Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50 m and during the core examinations, small pieces of...
12:10 Sat 03rd Jul 2021
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Hit A Calf

A motorist, driving by a farm, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh,...
15:55 Fri 02nd Jul 2021
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Who's The Boss?

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then...
09:18 Fri 02nd Jul 20211 answer, last by 10ClarionSt 09:22 Fri 02nd Jul 2021
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Condoms

A man enters a chemist and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. The Pharmacist asks, "What size?" The man replies, "I do not know." Well, take this board with holes and go to the bathroom and...
16:36 Thu 01st Jul 20211 answer, last by JimF 16:39 Thu 01st Jul 2021
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Trick Or Treat

Last Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some sweets, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left...
11:38 Thu 01st Jul 20211 answer, last by piggynose 11:44 Thu 01st Jul 2021
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Car Accident

Cop: "I'm sorry sir, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car accident and we'd like you to come with us so you can identify the body." Husband: "I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo...
17:18 Wed 30th Jun 20216 answers, last by david small 20:35 Fri 02nd Jul 2021
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Making Hay

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of hay. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Will!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us....
12:06 Wed 30th Jun 2021
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Medical Records

When I was a medical student I was always tickled reading some of the doctor's notes: Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the...
15:00 Tue 29th Jun 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:17 Thu 01st Jul 2021
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Watching A Video

A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!" His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you...
12:48 Tue 29th Jun 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:32 Tue 29th Jun 2021
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And The Phone Rings

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man:...
10:56 Mon 28th Jun 20214 answers, last by Samuraisan 11:48 Tue 29th Jun 2021
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A New Way Of Fishing

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked,...
15:46 Sun 27th Jun 2021
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The Sunday Evening Quiz

You'll enjoy this, it's a fun quiz and only takes about 30 minutes. All easy questions too. It starts at 7pm every Sunday evening. Nothing to download and nothing to pay, just follow this link at 7pm....
12:05 Sun 27th Jun 2021
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Cheating At Golf

While sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Padraig remarked to a fellow club member, "I'm not going to play golf with Jim Lawler anymore. He cheats." "Why do you say that?" asked his...
11:11 Sun 27th Jun 2021
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It Keeps Raining

It’s been raining for days now and my wife seems very depressed by it... She keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let her in....
13:10 Sat 26th Jun 20211 answer, last by Ken4155 13:14 Sat 26th Jun 2021
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Five Miles

My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'. That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five...
13:20 Fri 25th Jun 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 13:35 Fri 25th Jun 2021
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The Christmas Turkey

It's Christmas eve, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. "Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me...
09:54 Fri 25th Jun 2021
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A Burglary

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the...
17:22 Thu 24th Jun 2021
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Her First Drink At The Pub

I was reading an article last night about fathers and daughters and memories came flooding back of the time I took my daughter out for her first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two...
14:30 Thu 24th Jun 20214 answers, last by chelle7272 17:37 Thu 24th Jun 2021
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Finding The Enemy

Sergeant: "Private, I think the enemy soldiers are hiding in the woods. I want you to go in there and flush them out for us." Private: "Yes, sir! But if you see a bunch of guys running out the woods,...
13:26 Thu 24th Jun 2021
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Fighting Talk

"Hey, fatty. Fatty, fatty, fatty." "That's fighting talk where I come from, pal." "Its fighting talk where I come from, too." "Why aren't you fighting, then?" "Well, I don't live there any more."...
15:09 Wed 23rd Jun 2021

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