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Buying A Used Car

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them if they were...
07:03 Mon 05th Apr 2021
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Golf

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth." ______________ An office manager was interviewing a blonde for...
12:05 Sun 04th Apr 2021
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Brains?

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mum", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet but they will be soon." she replied....
12:01 Sat 03rd Apr 2021
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God

God: "Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth." Angel: "What are you going to do now?" God: "I think I'll call it a day."...
14:53 Fri 02nd Apr 2021
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And There's More

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright! 1st Roman Soldier: "What is the time?" 2nd Roman Soldier: "XX past VII!" Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't...
11:34 Fri 02nd Apr 2021
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Dentures

Two friends were playing golf and one commented he was going to Dr. Brown to get some dentures made. "I did that two years ago," his buddy said. "How do you like your new teeth? Did Dr. Brown do a...
12:12 Thu 01st Apr 2021
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X Ray

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. As you can see" he says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor...
11:39 Thu 01st Apr 2021
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Cats

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone...
17:13 Wed 31st Mar 20216 answers, last by pixie374 11:45 Thu 01st Apr 2021
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Talking About Babies

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins" "That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife...
17:45 Tue 30th Mar 2021
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Absent Minded

"Your husband is rather absent-minded, isn't he?" "Extremely so. Why, the other night when he got home he knew there was something he wanted to do, but he couldn't remember what it was until he had...
09:39 Tue 30th Mar 20212 answers, last by Arksided 12:23 Tue 30th Mar 2021
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On The Bus

The bus was very crowded when the young lady got on and a gentleman attempted to rise. She pushed him back gently and he tried to rise once more. "No, no, thank you!" she murmured, pushing him back...
14:18 Mon 29th Mar 20212 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:17 Mon 29th Mar 2021
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Fortune Teller

A young woman went to see a fortune teller who told her: "You will be broke and unhappy till you are fifty." "What happens when I'm fifty?" asked the young woman. "Nothing at all," said the fortune...
15:09 Sun 28th Mar 2021
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Curls

I lost the Trivia Quiz at Church last Sunday by one point. the question was: "In which area do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is Africa. I've been asked to find another...
12:42 Sun 28th Mar 2021
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Graduation Speech

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. 'I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life,' he...
12:39 Sun 28th Mar 20212 answers, last by Bazile 12:45 Sun 28th Mar 2021
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Swollen Foot

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The...
08:41 Sun 28th Mar 20211 answer, last by Old_Geezer 08:51 Sun 28th Mar 2021
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Visions

A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep having visions of the future.” “When did these visions start?” “Next Thursday.”...
17:06 Sat 27th Mar 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 20:20 Sat 27th Mar 2021
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How Many Drinks?

Ben is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Ben, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and...
12:20 Sat 27th Mar 2021
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Growing Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full...
17:26 Fri 26th Mar 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:26 Sat 27th Mar 2021
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Bad Golf Day

An avid golfer was late coming home from his weekly game. As he dragged himself wearily through the door, his worried wife met him. "Honey," she said, "How was your game? Why are you so late?" "Well,"...
14:37 Fri 26th Mar 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 19:41 Fri 26th Mar 2021
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The Argument

An old Jewish couple were having an argument. Sadie, the Wife: "It's Ha-WAI-i!" Morris, the Husband: "No, it's Ha-VAI-i!" Both being extremely stubborn and too proud to look it up, they continued on...
11:06 Fri 26th Mar 20212 answers, last by Patsy33 19:40 Fri 26th Mar 2021

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