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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. It only takes about 30 minutes and there's nothing to pay or download. Just click on the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:49 Sun 30th Jan 2022
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Condemned

The condemned man was waiting for his execution, when the priest arrived. "My son, I came to bring the word of God to you." "No thanks, Father. I'm going to talk to Him in a little while, personally....
15:09 Sun 30th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 16:05 Sun 30th Jan 2022
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Caring For Baby

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser...
14:23 Sun 30th Jan 20225 answers, last by Mamyalynne 17:35 Mon 31st Jan 2022
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Unfaithful Wife

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he...
09:14 Sun 30th Jan 2022
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Drum Kit

My neighbours bought their son a drum kit last week for his birthday. I went round to see him earlier . What a damn noise he makes too. You'd think he'd never had a drumstick shoved up his ***...
16:01 Sat 29th Jan 20221 answer, last by Arksided 16:02 Sat 29th Jan 2022
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There's More

A bloke just offered me forty grand a year to work for him at the brittle bones society… I snapped his hand off! ______________ I asked the lady in Boots for something that would help with my hearing....
13:20 Sat 29th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 14:44 Sat 29th Jan 2022
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Christenings

On the way home from the christening of his baby brother in church, Little Johnny sat in the back seat, unusually quiet and sad. His father noticed him crying and asked, "What's wrong, little Johnny?"...
15:23 Fri 28th Jan 20221 answer, last by ladybirder 14:59 Sat 29th Jan 2022
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Size Matters

Five guys were in a bar. Feeling slightly sloshed, they started to argue with each other about the size of their penises. Eventually the discussion escalated into a full-blown argument, with each man...
13:08 Fri 28th Jan 2022
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It's The Way I Tell Em

I was in Tesco earlier, and I said to the checkout lady, "This has got today's date on it love. Can I get something knocked off?" She said, "Do you want the flipping newspaper or not? ________________...
19:50 Thu 27th Jan 2022
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Homeless

Seeing a homeless guy begging on the street, a woman took pity on him and gave him a handful of change. “Thank you,” said the homeless man. “Your generosity is much appreciated. You know my life used...
15:22 Thu 27th Jan 20222 answers, last by Khandro 17:56 Thu 27th Jan 2022
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In Class

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's...
14:45 Thu 27th Jan 2022
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Tv Licence

A television licence detector calls at a house in Glasgow and asks to see the licence. But the wee woman is in an awful hurry to catch her bus. As she flies down the stairs she shouts back: "A've got...
10:37 Thu 27th Jan 2022
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Giving A Seat?

A woman is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a...
17:56 Wed 26th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 18:47 Wed 26th Jan 2022
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Clever Horse

On the first day of Spring Training, a cricket scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line up. The coach asks, "What the heck did you bring that horse here for?" The scout replies,...
12:54 Wed 26th Jan 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:31 Thu 27th Jan 2022
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Wrong Number

A woman meant to call a record store but dialled the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled...
15:29 Tue 25th Jan 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 15:32 Tue 25th Jan 2022
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Cow Breeding

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them breeding, so borrowed his neighbour's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and...
12:34 Tue 25th Jan 2022
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Chow Mein

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if...
16:53 Mon 24th Jan 2022
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Puns

The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU. _____________ The American tourist stood staring at the highland sentry standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle. After a few minutes...
15:40 Mon 24th Jan 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 15:43 Mon 24th Jan 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's fun quiz starts at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. They're all easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:45 Sun 23rd Jan 2022
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Architect

The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he travelled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire...
15:18 Sun 23rd Jan 20226 answers, last by Lynxpros 09:24 Tue 02nd Apr 2024

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