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In The Bar

Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper, "Hiya, Mike, set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar....
08:12 Sun 16th Jan 2022
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Salmon

A man goes into a chip shop with a salmon under his arm. He asks, "Do you sell fish cakes?" "No." comes the reply. "Shame, it's his birthday today." _____________ Police Chief: "As a recruit, you'll...
19:22 Sat 15th Jan 2022
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Exploring Europe

Two lady school teachers from Chester, spending their sabbatical year exploring the Europe, stopped at a small and old-fashioned hotel in Spain recently. One of the pair was inclined to be worrisome...
15:24 Sat 15th Jan 2022
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Nervous Captain

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behaviour for a few months, one of the crew members asked him...
15:47 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Taxi

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."...
15:30 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Bread

A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband “Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: "Who is Valerie?" Wife: "Nobody, I just wanted you...
14:14 Fri 14th Jan 20226 answers, last by Spicerack 15:01 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Police Dog

It was the end of the day when I parked my police car in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog...
13:21 Fri 14th Jan 20221 answer, last by ladybirder 13:27 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Quiickies

My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. To be honest, I’m getting a little tired of carrying it around. ________________ I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he...
17:15 Thu 13th Jan 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 17:18 Thu 13th Jan 2022
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Arrested

I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing....
15:41 Thu 13th Jan 2022
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Stock Market

Two girls were having coffee when one noticed that the other girl seemed troubled and asked her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious." "Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life...
14:18 Thu 13th Jan 2022
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I Got Stung

I got stung by a wasp this morning, so I went to the doctor and asked him if he could have a look at it for me. "Ok, where is it?" He asked. I said: "I don't know, it could be miles away by now!"...
18:07 Wed 12th Jan 2022
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Faith Healing

I went to see a faith healer last night. Absolute rubbish! Guy in a wheelchair even got up and walked out....
18:04 Wed 12th Jan 2022
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An Easy Job

A sergeant was addressing a squad of 20 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 19 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the...
18:02 Wed 12th Jan 2022
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Mcdonalds

"McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. But, when you think about it they do the same thing to their...
16:55 Tue 11th Jan 2022
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Dead Cat

Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I *** in its ear and it didn't...
12:59 Tue 11th Jan 20221 answer, last by McMouse 18:33 Tue 11th Jan 2022
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Missing Dog

A Cumbrian farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls,...
18:00 Mon 10th Jan 20224 answers, last by McMouse 20:10 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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Parrot

An old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She spends weeks staring at the cage and, eventually, catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them...
13:04 Mon 10th Jan 20222 answers, last by McMouse 14:58 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. All easy questions too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:11 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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Sold The Wife

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of...
13:02 Sun 09th Jan 20221 answer, last by Spicerack 13:14 Sun 09th Jan 2022

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