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Muldoon's Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and said, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass...
12:17 Tue 28th Dec 2021
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Jury Selection

An important and very well publicized murder trial was soon to begin. In preparation for the trial, the tiresome jury selection process took place, each side hotly contesting and dismissing potential...
12:14 Mon 27th Dec 2021
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Fishing

Two Irish fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day...
10:00 Mon 27th Dec 20211 answer, last by davebro 10:23 Mon 27th Dec 2021
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Boxing Day

A BOXING DAY POO You sit upon the toilet With everything prepared You're feeling quite excited but A little bloody scared! That huge amount of Christmas nosh Has turned into a log And now the fateful...
17:19 Sun 26th Dec 2021
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Christmas Memories

We were poor when I was young. My parents couldn't afford a lot. I woke up on Christmas morning and I'd got a big box of toy soldiers. I thought I would play with my Field Marshal, but there wasn't...
15:55 Sun 26th Dec 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:07 Sun 26th Dec 2021
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The Yuppie

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his...
09:54 Sun 26th Dec 20211 answer, last by Spicerack 10:26 Sun 26th Dec 2021
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The Nativity Scene

The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it....
08:37 Sun 26th Dec 20211 answer, last by 1ozzy 08:43 Sun 26th Dec 2021
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Fortune Teller

A man visited a fortune teller and sat down in front of her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children," she said. "That's what you think," the man replied. "I'm the father of three...
14:39 Sat 25th Dec 20212 answers, last by Rondy 14:42 Sat 25th Dec 2021
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Spielberg

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg...
08:38 Sat 25th Dec 2021
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Annual Medical

Upon returning rather late from an annual physical my wife was wondering how it went. I replied, ”Very routine. He asked if I am continuing to exercise regularly. I replied, ‘yes.’ And am I watching...
15:29 Thu 23rd Dec 20211 answer, last by Spicerack 15:37 Thu 23rd Dec 2021
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Scratch Golfer

A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He is cheesed off, says...
15:32 Wed 22nd Dec 2021
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Asking For A Raise

An employee goes to his boss and says, "I've been doing the work of three men for the last 5 years, I deserve a raise!" The boss replies, "I can't give you a raise, but if you tell me who the other...
19:42 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Problem With English

Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher, Miss Figpot, decided to stop by Little Johnny's house on her way home. She wanted to discuss Johnny's poor performance directly with...
15:12 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Hearing Aids

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk. "That depends," said the salesman. "They run from £2.00 to...
12:58 Tue 21st Dec 20213 answers, last by jno 16:22 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Penny Machine

After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight. He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results....
20:15 Mon 20th Dec 20211 answer, last by Georgiesmum 19:20 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Men V Women

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The...
12:15 Mon 20th Dec 20212 answers, last by bookbinder 17:29 Mon 20th Dec 2021
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Flirting

A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area. She turns to the man and begins flirting with him. The...
15:22 Sun 19th Dec 20213 answers, last by Barsel 18:29 Sun 19th Dec 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS QUIZ tonight at 7pm. Just follow this link to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
13:05 Sun 19th Dec 2021
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Pinochio

One day Pinochio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to...
12:20 Sun 19th Dec 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:11 Mon 20th Dec 2021

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