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The Cheques

Norma and Sonia were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Norma said, "My daughter-in-law stopped making my grandchildren send their 'thank you' notes. Each year I sent the...
14:20 Mon 18th Oct 20212 answers, last by jno 14:27 Tue 19th Oct 2021
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Xmas Day 2020

I remember last year listening to two blondes on the train. First blonde: "I see Christmas day is on a Friday this year." Second blonde: "Bloody hell, I hope it's not on the thirteenth then."...
11:37 Mon 18th Oct 20212 answers, last by devayaani 16:01 Mon 18th Oct 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow this link to join in the fun. All easy questions and it only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:57 Sun 17th Oct 2021
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Dave's Cow

Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm. One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull doing the business...
11:02 Sun 17th Oct 2021
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Anniversary

While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a Cheshire cafe, four elderly farmers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."...
11:20 Sat 16th Oct 20211 answer, last by maggiebee 16:02 Sat 16th Oct 2021
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Two Blondes

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: ''Will this bus take me to the High street?'' The bus driver...
14:23 Fri 15th Oct 2021
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Divorce

"I want to divorce my wife." "On what grounds?" "She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar." "Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating?" "No, she's looking for...
15:03 Thu 14th Oct 20216 answers, last by Patsy33 19:34 Thu 14th Oct 2021
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The Olympics

Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security...
11:20 Wed 13th Oct 20213 answers, last by devayaani 08:29 Thu 14th Oct 2021
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The Fireman

A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?" "I'm a fireman," his old friend replies. "Yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman," says the guy. "Well," says his...
16:21 Tue 12th Oct 2021
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The Future

"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future." "When did this condition first happen? "Next Tuesday."...
12:45 Tue 12th Oct 2021
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B.o.

"Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use." "What's wrong with them?" "They keep slipping from under my arms."...
11:47 Mon 11th Oct 2021
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The link for tonight's fun quiz below. It starts at 7pm and only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:22 Sun 10th Oct 2021
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Crocodile Attack

A couple were having a picnic in a jungle. Suddenly a crocodile appears and attacks the husband. He cries, "Shoot it, quick." "I can't!" says his wife. "I've run out of film!"...
15:14 Sun 10th Oct 2021
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Stamp Collecting

A boy of 12 was a dedicated stamp collector; until the lad next door also bought an album. "He buys every stamp I do," the boy complained to his father, "and he's taken all the fun of it away." "Don't...
08:07 Sun 10th Oct 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:42 Mon 11th Oct 2021
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Ghosts

I saw a curried ghost last night. It went right through me. ___________ Pitching a new TV talent show to discover who can make the best hat. Going to call it Who Wants To Be A Milliner? __________ Saw...
19:19 Sat 09th Oct 2021
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Fallen

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"...
12:47 Sat 09th Oct 2021
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The Farmers Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she...
12:06 Fri 08th Oct 20211 answer, last by Canary42 15:03 Fri 08th Oct 2021
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Commentator's Slip Ups

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...
18:55 Thu 07th Oct 20216 answers, last by zebo 16:20 Fri 08th Oct 2021
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Helicopter Crash

While ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter where I was lost power and went down. Fortunately, it landed safely in the lake. Struggling to get out, one man tore off...
17:54 Thu 07th Oct 20211 answer, last by Canary42 17:58 Thu 07th Oct 2021
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Quickies

Did you hear about the stupid husband who had eight vasectomies? He had to because his wife kept getting pregnant. __________ A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly...
13:47 Thu 07th Oct 20212 answers, last by AuntPG 14:04 Thu 07th Oct 2021

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