Don't really know where to post this so thought I'd try here :o) It is a kingsize duvet so takes up a lot of space -but kept it in case I might need it sometime -duh! My daughter says put it in the...
Seniors Travel A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent...
Can anyone tell me how to track the 'latest posts' please? I see some that interest me but they disappear before I register which topics they are posted in. Is there a way to look back at them -is it...
Has anyone had much success with one of these in a pot please? I have lost the one in my garden due to the frost, but it didn't grow very much anyway even after several years, so thought one might do...
Spell Checker I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am...
I am waiting to change over from Virgin to BT for phone, tv and broadband but due to a mix-up because Virgin require 30days notice to leave them we won't be getting BT for another two weeks. All the...
Three Couples Apply To Join A Church... Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and...
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes....
I have decided to leave Virgin Media and go with BT, and I would like to know how difficult it would be(for a numpty) to connect everything up. I will be getting broadband, a vision box, home...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Irish humour Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't...
Help, all my bookmarks have suddenly appeared down the left hand side of the screen, which means I have lost half of what I am looking at. Can anyone tell me how to get it back top the top please,...
I have a 55 Corsa and yesterday I got a puncture :o( when mr posy got the spare wheel out he noticed that it was a different size to the other 4 on the car, which were 185x55xR15and the spare is...
Is anyone watching the afternoon plays (daily, this week only) the last series was very good, and after watching yesterdays episode I think these will be the same. Worth watching with a 'cuppa' but...
Looking for a weeks break in April or May, my daughter is suggesting Nidri,in Greece, she went there about 16years ago tho' and I am wondering if anyone has visited recently and could tell me if it...
Just a reminder that BBC are showing the usual episode on Tuesday but are also showing the 6th (and final) episode on Wednesday this week. (probably to make way for all the delights they have planned...
When I open an email in O.E. it has started to appear in the bottom left hand corner of my screen, about 2" high, so I have to > mazimise to read it. How can I get it back to the full screen...
Sorry just posted this on someone else's thread but I am looking for curtains for my kitchen, I have tried all the usual shops but there just seems to be curtains for Living rooms and bedrooms. I want...
Can anyone recommend a good site to buy ink for a reasonable price, I have an HP PSC 1402 which I don't use very much, maybe 5 times a month, mainly to print out receipts and stuff, so I suppose plain...
Can anyone please tell me how to add text to the pictures I am e.mailing. I have tried 'add a caption' but the text doesn't stay when I send it. I would like to add a detailed description to some pics...