When I was a kid we used to polish our shoes every night with black/brown (*** brown) polish.
Now-a days I dont bother polishing, I just wipe with a cloth!
How do you clean your shoes?...
I know it's a long shot and I shouldn't really be asking you but I need a massive favour. I really don't like to ask, cause I know you help me enough as it is. I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate but...
hi, wonder if anyone can help please? My daughter was born stillborn 8 weeks ago today. Obviously this has been a very emotionally up and down time for me and my husband. I still find myself crying...
I just went to the bog and in order to avoid disturbing the peace in my house, pulled the light-switch, slid the lock, opened the door and farted -all at the same time.
Can any of you beat that ?...
I've just received an email with the ticket prices for the 2012 Olympics - have you seen them? They are charging different prices for men and women to attend some events - and men can't buy tickets...
Wayne Rooney no longer wants to play for Manchester United. Where (and when) is he off to? I think Man City are the only club willing and able to pay the reported 30 plus million it's going to cost...
yes i know you don't have to * it out. Cold callers.......................has anyone else noticed a shift in the attitude of cold callers? Once upon a time , when you told them you were not interested...
The daughter came round yesterday and introduced the latest victim (new boyfriend) who seemed a nice enough chap. She came round again tonight and I said "I'm sorry but you'll have to give Mark...
I must take care this week not to "show off" my culinary skills. Anyhoo, I'm alone today so I'm not cooking. Lunch will be a Rocky Road Bar (I've made some for Bob, but there are surplus)...
I so should be out partying but curled up on the sofa on a Saturday night watching Casualty with a bag of Haribo. Trying to shake off the tail end of a cold and knackered so a quiet one for me. Quite...
There was a young woman called Fluff,
Who knows some peculiar stuff,
She brightens our days
In various ways
And by god, she knows how to guff...
Your turn......
