do you use euphemism to describe things?
Bits.............................Genitalia
Squits.........................Diarrhoea
Bunged up.................Constipated
Got any more?...
Lil pasta (who's feeling much better by the way ) got her final grades today....ALL A's!!!!!!...in CHEMISTRY !!! Unheard of...and she may even have done better than all the swots. This is the girl who...
Char-grilled artichoke hearts with olive oil, chili, lemon and black pepper OR Potted shrimps with brown bread and butter OR Melon and Parma ham Main's: Roast Leg of Gloucester Old Spot Pork, Crispy...
now i do like a good sausage! i love going into my butchers, bending over his counter and admiring his big sausages most weeks he has new varieties of sausage that he shows me i was just wondering...
Many moons ago I dated a lad who lived in Southampton (a few hundred miles away from me). It soon fizzled out as in those days there were no mobile phones and no webcams. In fact, we didn't even have...
Middle of the week. Where does the time go to!
the sun is about to rise over the hilltop and it's going to be a lovely day.
Have a happy day everyone....
I read recently that one of the few areas where crime figures are on the rise is in the area of domestic violence. Serious question - has any of the male AB'ers ever raised their fists to a woman, and...
I'm just having a glass of voignier which could do with being more chilled, but it's wet and it's rather tasty. A certain aber keeps texting me and being silly... and I must admit I quite like it. I'm...
Evening all. Thought we could have a game, having listened to ISIHAC on Radio 4. Starters for 10:- The man who knew enough Cheese-based supper on Elm Street Robot community support officer The...
Were you any good at sports at school? I was rubbish didnt win a thing until my last race at school when I was determined and came first in some race all the cr@p kids got put in. My lil sis won most...
Creamy risotto with sorrel OR Avocado with prawns OR Spicy 3 bean soup Mains: Cold cuts of Topside of Beef, Wholegrain mustard and Honey roast ham, and some smoked chicken to go with freshly picked...
It is my Birthday, O.K.don't all comment at once, I have received my cards, but how many of us look at them more than once. They cost an awful lot of money and it seems such a shame. I am determined...
Several years ago there was a public tomato tasting on Gardeners World . There was a choice of 20 different types of tomatoes and the one that came out top , miles ahead of all the others was the...