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Weather forecasting

John decided to do his own weather forecasting so he hung a large stone outside of his house with a notice under it saying - Stone is wet Rain Stone is dry Not Raining Shadow of stone on ground Sunny...

starone

American Medical system (for anyone a bit delicate this is rude)

Testicle Disorder A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!" screamed...

Jibergurtgirl

copyright for card makers

I make cards for a hobby and sell the odd one or two, how do I stand if I use bits from cards I have been given on my cards? I have been told that as long as I change the design of the card I am ok...

needawin

Cat riddle

I live happily with my feline friend but what is the colour of my nosy neighbour who normally wears a pink smock ? Blue Red Yellow Black Green...

humbersloop

Marmite crisis hits New Zealand.

Anyone know just how Southern Hemisphere Marmite differs from ours? http://www.guardian.c...ge-new-zealand-spread...

Lizi13

Coming home

I am going to see my parents for the first time in days on Friday anything you think they would like I qwant to make them a present that can always let them be reminded of me like a piece of my heart...

bellazella

Making A Bathroom Seem Bigger

I have a smallish bathroom, wish to redecorate, looking for a colour that would suggest this Tia.

divegirl

Was just passing the pc....

on my way from the bed to the sofa and thought I'd say hi! Feeling VERY achy today and look around 8 months pregnant but am doing ok. Kids are being great as is my ex... Off to the doctors tomorrow...

AB Editor

The Role Of Nurses

wiltsman

Danish Government issues staff in one department free biscuits every day - Why?

Trying to do a radio quiz this afternoon. Can anyone help me with the following conundrum please. "The Danish Government issues all the staff in one government department free biscuits every...

jeremy1711

Cryptic - Towns & Cities of England

Cryptic - Towns & Cities Of England - 2 eg Sounds as if everyone here is on hunger strike. Ans : Nuneaton 1. Take one and clean up 2. No females in this sphere of knowledge 3. Old penny's lack of...

FredPuli43

Shirt off means yellow

All right I give up. What was the logic behind the rule that a player who removes his shirt when celebrating a goal must be yellow-carded ? How subtle is it? If he's got an identical shirt underneath,...

derekpara

A fencing question.

I've just had a new fence put up which has concrete gravel boards. Due to the garden slope there are gaps of about 10" under the gravel boards which I need to cover in some way so as to prevent...

Smowball

Potted Amaryllis

I bought one just before Xmas - it had a long stem and 2 bright red flowers. It got 2 more then eventually they all died. I looked up whether it would flower again and it said to cut stem down, take...

scattman57

bats

What names do adult male and female and Young bats go under

RAINYDAYS

painting over textured wallpaper.

i have beige coloured textured wallpaper with dark red squares dotted over it.how do you think i should go about painting over it with emulsion.i do not want the red to show through. thanks

Oleanda

Moving Snowdrops

I have Snowdrops in my front garden that I want to move to the back garden, when is the best time to do this?

smoggyuk

Surf themed chat up lines for valentines card?

I recently took a rather embaresesssing photo of a friend, it appears as if she was in a surf-like pose. I've put into into photoshop and mocked up a fairly convincing surfing Image. I want to out...

albaqwerty

15 1/2lb baby

jeepers. sorry no link but it was on the Beeb news this morning. My eyes are watering....