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Ahhh what to do?

At lunchtime I was eating some crisps with my roll and as I bit down on a crisp it sliced open my gum and now I have a bit of flappy gum skin on the left side of my mouth. I can't stop playing with it...

Rubyrose

Mangled willy

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't...

B00

Eastenders is dull tonight innit?

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the>one

give us a kiss!!

hi all any chance of a kiss mmmmmmmx

Rubyrose

Grrrrrrr stupid people

Why are people so stupid. My housemate has taken the ONLY working lighter in the house to work with him and he isn't coming home tonight. Now I don't smoke, but the cooker ignition doesn't work...

gerry

"I was drunk at the time" is that an acceptable excuse?

Depending on the situation.If someone says "I was drunk at the time" can that be an acceptable excuse?.

whiffey

Streuth !

This is the merry band that found noonie2 offensive...

severen

Top ten movies?

In no particular order. 1..Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. 2..Phantom of the opera. 3..Kill bill (both volumes.) 4..Back to the future. 5..Suspiria. 6..Red dragon 7..Charlie and the chocolate...

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women!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why trust something that bleeds for 5days and doesn't die!!!!!!!!!!! (now I'm gonna get my head kicked in by the huuuge female contingent in CB .. sorry gals!)

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It's uncanny how some of these old sayings are true.

'Absence makes the heart grow fonder', said my wife as she waved goodbye to me on the way to spend a month with her mother. Since then I have grown quite fond of my next door neighbour. I actually...

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ventriloquists

Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once....

georgit79

Right now,

what is the nicest thing anyone could do for you?

HAnn521

virtual art gallery?

sg, hannah....you got a job fo me? What's this I hear about a virtual art gallery....I have to admit, I'm partial to modern and contemporary...but let's have it! sg, I'd love to see some of your...

Rubyrose

What does the other you, do?

If you type your name into google and search.. is there someone else with your name? If so what do they do? The 'other me' is a professor at a university in America and my boyfriends 'other him' is a...

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