i got an orange bucket full of a special ovaltine/horlicks cocktail, a toy ninky nonk, a bendy bully and a dusty bin signed by cliff lazarenko, thanks to the well wishers
Why do you allow Willowbrook to run competitions then hold old people to ransom? They have caused nothing but up set to my sister & the whole family . I am going to my MSP to stop this happening to...
Please can someone settle an argument for me. Is Sian Lloyd, the tv weathergirl, the woman in the latest Churchill Insurance advert, who tries to feed Churchill the dog a sausage in his bad daydream...
Trying to think of the name of a spoof private detective series from the 80s. It was American and I think the name of the show was the guys name. He had a female assistant. TIA
Women can and do use an assortment of vibrators and sex toys but men are tabooed into not admitting that they might use an electric lady toy thingy whatsaname? I read this the other day and it is a...
Madonna is 50 on 16th August, recent photographs have shown her looking haggard, according to Liz Jones in todays Daily Mail she admits Madonna looks ill tired like a man in drag but has the cheek to...
Last night on emmerdale eli asked Zavk for some more drinks to wich zack handed over a note, was the note a ?5 or ?20? i ahve a bet on and would like to win!
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well-dressed blonde woman in the fourth row...
My wife is an avid collector of exotic bath oils so for her birthday last week I scoured the net in search of the rarest oil I could find. After several hours I found a rare Indian bath oil called...
Do you put mint sauce on anything other that lamb?? And would it be frowned upon by high society if you asked for mint sauce, say, with roast beef or chicken in a top-notch eatery?
I have just had a Kit Kat that was all chocolate, with no wafer, should i be disppointed becuase i have only had half a kit kat or pleased cause i have had more chocolate. What would you be?
Having just been to an area of the US full of cherry trees, i expected to find at least one elephant hiding up one of them. Sadly not, the disguise would appear to be perfect!
