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Heightist Joke

I was driving my car the other day and I accidently crashed into another car. The door to the other car opened and an angry dwarf got out. He came running over to me and shouted "I'm not Happy" "Oh...

carrust

Another flood joke.

The streets of Sheffield echo to the cries of ; "super, smashing, great, as Bullseye's speedboat winners finally get the chance to use the fcukers !!

Priesty

Yes another flood joke

A muslim man has crashed into the Ulley Resevoir in Sheffield. Police believe it may be the start of Ramadam.

vicars

Losing weight in 4 weeks (well my stomach actually)

I have 4 weeks before a holiday - and I want to reduce my waistline as much as possible. I intend doing a bit of running and some weights but what should I aim to do about my stomach? Is it purely...

flump1

Tennants' rights

I rent a property and recently my agent gave up trading and I have been passed to another agent. My new agent sent a gas specialist to give the gas appliances a clean bill of health.( safety )....

conkarin

starter on my petrol lawn mower

After checking the jungle i have decided to go for it and cut the grass. Filled the darn thing with petrol and it started fine, brilliant, away we go, it worked for about 3 minutes then cust out,,...

missrandom

Dont u just hate it when........

You give a helpful, practical answer to someones specific question (not just a general opinion) and they never reply?

Lancer1655

speeding ticket and Enterprise Car Hire

I may have been caught by a speed camera recently, and I'm curious about Enterprise's policy. My understand is that the ticket comes from them and not the police. They tend to add an admin fee....

Black Noir

Shrek 3

I also understand that the acting genious that is Justin timberlake is in it...please noooooo is it true ???

andy-hughes

The Chris Moyles Show

Where is producer Rachel? She was off sick a couple of weeks ago, but there's been no mention of her since - has she moved on, or is she still ill?

DawnTy

Christmas Specials.

Why do tv channels, especially UKTVGold, insist on showing Christmas specials during the summer? Does my head in.

Goodsoulette

he to she!

In my corner shop this morning I bumped into a man who is now a woman. I guessed he was undergoing the change about 2 years and I barely recognised him. It was only the nose and eyes, that really gave...

Floella

Does anyone like the Swedish band HIM

I think they are great and very under rated

Joe_the_Lion

Ladies Wimbledon.

For the first year birds have the same prize money as men. I have never reallyu thought about it before, and always assumed it was because the men play 5 setters as opposed to the birds playing 3...

bigmamma

AB ed where did it go

Hi ed , just wondering where the enable and disable options have gone off the recent post bar ?

twaflooers

Anyone see Richard and Judy last night?

OMG! Did anyone see the r&j show last night when they were talking to the actress Mikyla Dodd? I don't usually watch it but I caught it last night whilst channel hopping. Mikyla has apparently...

amonty1144

spice girls reformed.

oh my oh my, i've just seen the spice girls (umm) not quite appropriate now wheeled out for a photo shoot. What on earth does victoria beckham look like. Views?

crossroads

Worst DIY Store

Whats yours?

Trinny

Has no one posted a question on B&S

since 03.19! unbelievable!

fbg40

Knife Culture

What is the general opinion from ABers on the current stabbings ? I personally feel that a law should be introduced where it would be illegal to carry a knife or gun, or anything (within reason) that...

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