The OH has done something of immense stupidity (for a change). Chopped chillis, went to the loo now he feels like a very delicate part of his anatomy is on fire. He really is in agony (and I did laugh...
please and thanks stuck on these two have found one part and struggling with the second thanks nearby, to pulverise into a powder ...... ground a test, a rapid alternation between two adjacent musical...
The missus is giving out about how long our mechanic took to fix her car. Here's what was wrong: Nearside brake disc wore down so low that the piston popped out and all the brake fluid spilled out....
I can hardly read today's papers without screaming. What is WRONG with these idiot women? They are attacking Kenneth Clarke for disagreeing with the suggestion that "rape is rape". So here...
to go for a picnic with the Major (old guy neighbour who's a sweetie) Leah, (the lady from whom I got Kiltie) the doggies and me bringing up the rear in a borrowed wheelchair. We're borrowing the...
2d. I have Gomorrah which gives me an H - for 15a. ?H?R?N ?A?N? = protecting or guiding spirit (6,5)
8a. Nullify (4) ?N?O
23d. Exposed to the air (4) O?E?
Many thanks...
candle stubs are being remoulded into new candles.8 stubs are required for each new candle.if there are127 stubs,how many candles can possibly be made in total? i get 15 with 7 left over.the answer...
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I stumbled upon it and I can't work it out? It's from the Wall Street Journal...its a truck of somekind...any ideas?...
Is anyone else Starting to feel sorry for that French Bloke in the US slammer? I mean bad boy obviously but he's seriously paying for whatever he did to that chamber maid! I know what your thinking!...
It seems my jokes haven't been up to scratch of late, (even Ed commented) I hope I redeem myself with this one..... A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery.. He...
genus to which the sensitive plant belongs. 6 letters: ?i?o?a a small unit of aircraft or personnel in the Royal air Force. 6 letters: ?l?g?t (possibly flight) ? Sweden in its native language: 7...
20a Fresh letter-opener applied to back of envelope, for domestic post. (5) N---L
21d Provoke a response from the RSPCA, perhaps seeing dog. (7) ??i?p?t
Thank you in advance...
the Eurovison music is dire, rubbish, awful, broccoli, crap, Jedward are the best act which is terribly worrying, also that so many countries think that Celine Dion tribute acts are the in thing