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Simple Truth...

Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant,...

flyfish

Sir Lancelot Jan 13

23d cleans by rubbing ( 5) 25d prison (slang) (4) your help please

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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cupid04

An Elderly Woman..

An elderly woman in the park is amazed when a frog speaks to her. 'Pick me up and kiss me,' it says. 'I'll turn into a handsome man who will make mad passionate love to you.' So the woman pops the...

Iluvspikey

Being Half Irish, I Feel I Can Post These Jokes

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...

Georgiesmum

Favourite Type Of Pie.

What is your favourite type of pie?...

cupid04

Favourite Uk Seaside Resort.

Mines Minehead.

owdhamer

Bacon Butty

Whats your fav

Georgiesmum

Favourite Sweets.

Imagine you are in a sweet shop surrounded by jars and jars of sweets for the shop owner to weigh up for you. What would be your favourite sweet for you to buy?

Jemisa

A Middle Aged..

..... man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Boots store and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes to...

murraymints

Mrs Thatcher

just caught up..what as woman .admiration deserved.....

Jemisa

Drunk Husband....

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband...

Zacs-Master

Not A Question, Just A Statement....

.....I have had the privilege of being in the company of one of our serving armed forces personell this evening. Not only did he ferry me and some friends be tween our village and the next but he has...

Elwood65

Rubbish!

That is what Christmas tv was. i spent more time nuttering my goldfish that died back to life and enjoyed it more....

AB Editor

Merry Christmas All (Post Well Wishes Here!)

Merry Christmas Everyone! It's (very nearly) here - whether you're just waiting for Santa, or doing the traditional last-minute wrapping - it's a time for good will and cheer (even for those you're...

Caran

Mail Special Puzzle

is anyone else tackling this one, 478 clues, the difficulty is that the clues are spread over too big an area to try and sort it, I reckon I have done half so far. It will keep me occupied while we...

Jemisa

My Kids...

My kids keep making fun of my Alzheimer's.............................................. Wait till the little sh!ts wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire....

MASS1961

Watching John Bishop On Bbc1.......he's.......

RUBBISH! Not funny at all, I'm turning over. How come he's so popular at the moment, fund raising?...

magicmick

Father Christmas.........

.........was talking to one of his elves after a busy Christmas, he said "it is the same every year running about in this silly red suit, and at the end of it all finish up empty handed" the elve said...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...

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Simple Truth...

Sir Lancelot Jan 13

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

An Elderly Woman..

Being Half Irish, I Feel I Can Post These Jokes

Favourite Type Of Pie.

Favourite Uk Seaside Resort.

Bacon Butty

Favourite Sweets.

A Middle Aged..

Mrs Thatcher

Drunk Husband....

Not A Question, Just A Statement....

Rubbish!

Merry Christmas All (Post Well Wishes Here!)

Mail Special Puzzle

My Kids...

Watching John Bishop On Bbc1.......he's.......

Father Christmas.........

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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